PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[robitussin]

i refuse to google image search anything

i have learned my lesson

[stopbleeding]

did you do it?

[robitussin]

my heart is full of regrets

[stopbleeding]

couldn't be that bad.

[robitussin]

famous last words, sir

[stopbleeding]

not like i'm dumb enough to google it.

[robitussin]

wow

adding insult to injury i see how it is

[stopbleeding]

set yourself up for it.

[robitussin]

untrue

uncalled for

[stopbleeding]

prove it

[robitussin]

you're preying on my weaknesses

in this case the weakness being my curiosity overriding my fear of google image search

[stopbleeding]

weak. provide evidence.

[robitussin]

[it's a few moments before she just sends him this picture. natalie, that's not remotely what he was asking for —]

[stopbleeding]

THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING

[robitussin]

it proves that i'm great at revenge

[stopbleeding]

i don't understand you

[robitussin]

idk why i'm a very rational person

[stopbleeding]

no.

[robitussin]

that is incredibly unkind