PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[foeyay]

[Attached is a lovely photo of one of Zoro's photocopies pinned to Kamui's bedroom wall.]

thanks for the new years gift, cyclops! i'll cherish it forever.

[stopbleeding]

CALL ME THAT AGAIN

[foeyay]

cyclops. ♥

[stopbleeding]

I'LL KILL YOU

[foeyay]

not if the subways beat you to it.

[stopbleeding]

good point.

get crushed by ten thousand babies.

[foeyay]

ten thousand babies more intimidating than you.

[stopbleeding]

I'LL KICK YOU INTO A PIT MYSELF PUNK JUST WAIT

[foeyay]

i'm waiting!

i'll drag you into hell with me. it'll be fun.

[stopbleeding]

yeah. i'm gonna take it over.

[foeyay]

oh? that i actually want to see. do it do it!

[stopbleeding]

i'd have to die first!!

[foeyay]

that's the easiest part. i'll help.

[stopbleeding]

i'm calling 911.

whoops, accidentally subscribed to zoro's face

[foeyay]

IT WAS A JOKE!!!1!

hdu

[stopbleeding]

talking to an officer right now.

[foeyay]

be sure to warn them about the flying babies too. they'll totally believe you.

[stopbleeding]

THEY'RE A REAL THREAT

[foeyay]

like that second grade art project on your wanted poster?