PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[crudest]

okay mimi

[and now going to text mimi privately:]

and between you and me
sanj isn't a stalker ok
it was a joke
he didn't like it
i'll take care of it

[kabloom]

That was a mean joke to play! Although you all seem a little mean to each other.
I guess that's just how your relationship works.
I hope it all works out.
I like him, but the thought of someone being mad at you makes me sad.

[crudest]

he's so mean to me, mimi!!!!
he has thin skin in return tho i guess
remember: all men are weak and can't be trusted

hey cheer up tho don't be sad
i'll make him not mad at me
promise

[kabloom]

I'll remember to handle you gently when you deserve it.

Okay, promise!

Sorry for all of this though.
I didn't know it'll turn into this just from replying to the stuntman's post.

[ he has a name ]

[crudest]

[his name is unimportant]

mimi you're such a good girl
but
don't apologize for something like that again okay
you just keep doing you
the dumb adults around you will get their [shit] lives together

[kabloom]

Okay.
I'm going to bake you all something still though.
Just make sure you don't just keep it all to yourself.