PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[concasse]

so u dress like a college student

[Which is fair, that's not even an insult]

shit how long do u sit in front of the canvas anyway?

[fabrefactions]

... Well. Yes. Given that I am one... I wouldn't think that was surprising.

...

... ...

... ... ... I lose count of time often. I'm not sure.

[ if people didn't literally drag him away from his work, he'd be in double figure hours. ]

1/2

[concasse]

[concasse]

right yeah we had this convo before

so to avoid retreading old shit

do u do anything besides art

[fabrefactions]

[ don't... call him out without actually calling him out like that... ]

Art is very time consuming.

But in answer to your question, yes. I'm learning sword skills in my spare time.

[concasse]

[EW A SWORDSMAN

U SMELL]

et tu

[fabrefactions]

[ wow ]

Apparently it's what... the me in the memories I see used. It suits his aesthetic rather well. But there also seems to be a muscle memory aspect as well, which makes it easier.

... Is there a problem with that?

[concasse]

the jackass who posted that sin against humanity?

swordsman

was part of my old life's pirate crew

[fabrefactions]

[ okay hold up here. ]

Wait, you were a pirate?

[ says the thief. ]

[concasse]

i shit u not

pirate chef of the Straw Hats

[fabrefactions]

A pirate and a chef.

... That is quite the alternate life to learn about. It must be exciting.

[concasse]

oh it's something

seeing as i can barely boil water

[fabrefactions]

[ ...

... sanji, no. even yusuke can boil water. ]

You have no skill with it, or have not learned how to cook?

It's quite good for saving money and keeping control of what you eat.

[ look at him, acting like he has any clue about nutrition and eating right. don't

actually let the guy who forgets to eat and survives of LightAndAir tell you anything, sanji. ]

[concasse]

[Dude you can't even remember to eat on time]

just never learned

besides burnt mac n' cheese

not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, it's still edible

[Canon Sanji is so disappointed]

[fabrefactions]

[ because he is bound in the delights of artistic inspiration....!!!! ]

...

... I imagine the burned parts add a different... texture? to the meal.

[ yusuke there is no bright side to this, don't even try. ]

[concasse]

yeah exactly!

kinda chewy and everything, s'good

but besides that, can't make a damn thing

... maybe a sandwich

maybe

[fabrefactions]

[ he's almost afraid to ask but ]

... how do you mess up making a sandwich...?

[ the most intense part is cutting the bread and most of the time that's pre-cut?? ]

[concasse]

uh

when all the ingredients aren't fresh

and i'm not paying attention until i take a bite

[Sanji's greatest sin isn't even that he can't string steps together, it's that he forgets how long food is in his fridge before eating it]

[fabrefactions]

[ sanJI NO ]

I would have thought ingredients that were... not at their freshest would have quite a strong scent.

[ Personally, he'd like to think even he would notice a sandwich that smelled bad before he bit into it, but uh...

> DOUBT. ]

[concasse]

tch u'd think right?

but it's amazing the shit ur brain ignores when its hungry

[someone please keep this disaster alive before the cooking regains kick in]

[fabrefactions]

[ well yusuke would be exactly zero help with that look at him what is he even doing why does he forget food exists send help ]

I suppose if the focus is on fulfilling hunger,
that would be the priority and the realisation the food was off would come second...

... but that is still impressive, in a very odd way.