PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[nachetanya]

I can confirm they do!

[stopbleeding]

wait what

[nachetanya]

I have evidence of it!

[stopbleeding]

not sure i want to know.

[nachetanya]

You don't

It was a dark time...

[stopbleeding]

now you're making me curious.

[nachetanya]

have you ever seen those fish eyes up close?

NOT HERE

[concasse]

[The only reason Sanji isn't all up in this defending himself is Natalia doesn't need more ammo but

jesus fuckin wept

please date Zoro

you two deserve each other]

[stopbleeding]

what does that mean?

[nachetanya]

What it sounds like, when you look into the eyes of the beast from two or three centimeters away.

[stopbleeding]

how did you survive something that terrifying?

[nachetanya]

Very narrowly!!

[stopbleeding]

you're the bravest woman i know.

[nachetanya]

I did what I could!

[stopbleeding]

you deserve a medal of honor.

[nachetanya]

so will you make one for me?

[stopbleeding]

you want one that bad?

[holy hell he was just kidding....

oh what the hell.]

yeah. sure. give it to you if i ever see you in person.

[nachetanya]

[ oh wow, he- pfft ]

Looking forward to it! ♥