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roronoa "sword swallowing fuck" zoro ([personal profile] stopbleeding) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-01-05 12:22 am
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PSA

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)


anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]
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[personal profile] stopbleeding 2018-01-19 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[a sensible person would object at least a tiny bit to this daring-don't of stuntsmanship but not zoro. he just grins, nods, and pulls another wheelie. the bike's nearly vertical as he takes off.]

Don't make me wait!

[a pretty unreasonable demand considering zoro's going at like. seventy.]
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[personal profile] crudest 2018-01-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't let me become roadkill!

[but it's okay, unreasonable demands are baren's favorite. it's just another challenge that he needs to meet. hence why he's gonna go ahead and jump with a stack of wanted posters tucked under his arm, grabbing onto the bridge and flipping himself over onto it and letting a bunch of posters fly in the wind

and then he'll keep running so he can catch up to zoro on the other side]
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[personal profile] stopbleeding 2018-01-22 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
You just tossed them?! Lazy!

[not that he really gives a shit. zoro slows down to keep pace with baren but not to make it easier for him to hop on. no, he's got to be a pain in the ass and just start weaving around him. because that's what good friends do.]

You gonna get on or what?

[fucking asshole.]
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[personal profile] crudest 2018-01-23 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
It'll be a surprise when people realize what they're stepping on!

[Look, he's shameless about it. He'll run to keep up with Zoro and - just laugh when he realizes the weaving. He jumps once he runs out of bridge space and here's hoping that he somehow manages to guess where Zoro's gonna be steering so he lands easily at the back.]

You're such a fucker!

[but he sounds so happy about it]
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