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[robitussin]

ok so ignoring the creepy tunnel/train/what have you shenanigans, i have a very important question that has been on my mind for a while

so in october we got creepy ominous fog + assorted monsters (halloween) and in december we got obnoxious mistletoe bats and haunted garland that tried to trap you (christmas), so taking both of those facts into account, if you had to guess...

what shenanigans do you assume they're going to throw our way on valentines day?? i want your predictions

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[promisedyou]

Cupids that shoot love arrows.

[robitussin]

on one hand that is a very reasonable suggestion (as far as retrospec goes)

on the other i'm praying you're wrong just because i'm not ready for my life to become a wacky romcom

[wherethewildthingsare]

Have you ever seen those big sweaters two people wear?

Those.

[robitussin]

i'd be okay with that

at least

i wouldn't die of embarrassment probably

[crudest]

shitty trick sticky chocolate
annoying love songs everywhere
storks

oh and roses
so many fucking roses
like way too many fucking roses

[.... well. he might have something personal against roses.]

[robitussin]

all of those are good guesses

but like

how did roses hurt you

[stopbleeding]

NO

[robitussin]

you know it's going to happen no matter how much you capslock

might as well prepare for it

[maidofmistakes]

Maybe we have to put together a romance movie? Wait, that's dumb. Sorry, I have no idea.

[robitussin]

i'd be curious about how we'd be forced to make a movie but weirder things have happened i guess

that would be fairly tolerable though

[destiny_key]

maybe like
itll rain paper hearts instead of rain lol

[robitussin]

i would endorse that

slightly annoying and inconvenient is better than completely mortifying

[frisyr]

Maybe they'll be nice and give us candy...

[robitussin]

how likely do you think that is

[judgementkazzy]

They might pair us up.
You know, try to get people dates.

That or maybe they'll bring back the real-life filters.
Suddenly everyone will be walking around with hearts floating around them.

[robitussin]

i would much prefer the latter

i would rather not be forced on an awkward date

[nachetanya]

Hmmm

What if everyone got assigned a soulmate and then got their souls linked together so they start to be merged together as one body and mind?

Literally?

[ She read that one woman's guide from a few days ago and maybe the whole souls thing is on the mind so she decides to go weird and awful. Tbh she actually thinks the whole arrows thing someone else mentions sounds better ]

[robitussin]

jesus fucking christ girl

[infreefall]

hm, i'd say there might be cupids following us around, but they sort of already did that with the mistletoe bats, huh?
maybe there'll be something about roses?
oh, or chocolate! like, infused with a love potion, probably.

[robitussin]

why can't it be normal chocolate instead

i would be so down for normal, shenanigan-free chocolate

[alitaba]

attack of the red string
it'll be the callback we don't need to the garland

singing cupids???

maybe talking candy hearts

i don't think we have enough roses left for anything

[robitussin]

is the red string going to literally attack us though? actually that seems fairly likely never mind

talking candy hearts would be terrifying. also i feel like roses could totally appear out of nowhere, this city is weird enough

[hauhra]

You know, giving them ideas is always the last thing I want to do, but if we guess even one correctly, it might just dissuade them from going through with it since it would ruin the surprise.

I think I'll place my bets on our lives being turned into a dating sim next.

[robitussin]

also they might choose something less awful

that would be the creepiest possible thing though

[spiritoso]

Maybe everything will turn pink and red? Or we'll only be able to taste chocolate? Or there might be heart-shaped creatures?

There's a lot that could happen it's kind of scary to think about.

[robitussin]

only being able to taste chocolate is much more tolerable than tasting nothing but also can we just be done with having our taste fucked with

heart shaped creatures sound terrifying though, like how would they even walk?? are they just hearts with legs?? no thanks

[dulynoted]

Considering that what happened in October seemed more serious than what happened in December, and we're dealing with perpetual darkness...it's hard to say the level of severity.

If we're lucky, we'll just have to deal with obnoxious Valentine's Day candy.

[robitussin]

well valentines day is a lighthearted holiday so maybe we'll get some chill and lowkey who knows

candy sounds good

[parodeity]

cupids shooting mood arrows

[robitussin]

what moods