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tfw
u
pass
ALL UR CLASSES
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god i thought i was a goner there for a second like
it was one of those moments when u turn in ur exam first but everyone else is still working and ur like
wtf am i just super smart or did i do something wrong????
turns out it's the former booooyaaaaahhhhh 👉 👉
who wants to party it out this weekend to celebrate? hmm?
any pretty ladies lookin for the next einstein?
(that's me LOL)

@keith IN UR FACE!!!!!!!!! 😏

ughhhhh it was so laaaaaame that i couldnt go home for winter break tho 🙃
how far do u think itd take for me to like
walk/swim to cuba lol
desperate man here

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[strayknight]

Uh-huh~

Sounds like way to much work to get somewhere when you can stay inside where it's warm.

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actually the heating at my place is kinda crappy so like
im not even warm
im just COLD AND ALONE

[strayknight]

wow...you have it rough. the cold is the worse.

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dude YEA SRSLY
ughhhh
i'm wearing like 5 jackets and wrapped in 5 blankets tbh

[strayknight]

you need to find someone with heat

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u offerin?

[strayknight]

If you want? It's warm here.

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you are now in lances top ten list of buds
i hope ur srs bc im on my way
w/ a movie and popcorn too

[strayknight]

Really? That was easy.
I'm srs.

Better be a horror film~

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wait
why does this feel like a trap

[strayknight]

...I like horror films?
Are you paranoid or something?

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YEAH ITS CALLED SELF PRESERVATION
anyone who likes horror movies must be some kinda serial killer!!!

[strayknight]

...that is profiling.

Maybe I just like them