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tfw
u
pass
ALL UR CLASSES
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god i thought i was a goner there for a second like
it was one of those moments when u turn in ur exam first but everyone else is still working and ur like
wtf am i just super smart or did i do something wrong????
turns out it's the former booooyaaaaahhhhh 👉 👉
who wants to party it out this weekend to celebrate? hmm?
any pretty ladies lookin for the next einstein?
(that's me LOL)

@keith IN UR FACE!!!!!!!!! 😏

ughhhhh it was so laaaaaame that i couldnt go home for winter break tho 🙃
how far do u think itd take for me to like
walk/swim to cuba lol
desperate man here

Comments

[tuffguy]

oh yeah
i can take him
i mean i can take you pretty easily

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bro just wait until we have a swimming race for some reason
youd have NO CHANCE!!!

[tuffguy]

oh bring it
i take to water like a....
thing that takes to water

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like a sponge
that sinks to the bottom
LOLLLLLLLL

[tuffguy]

hey man
if i’m a sponge
then that means i just soak up all the water
nothing for you to swim in

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ur a big boy bo but ur not THAT big omfg

[tuffguy]

well then let’s go swimming and i’ll show you how big i am then!

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OH YEA??? UR ON
hope you like losing :)

[tuffguy]

oh please
you’re the only one that’s gonna lose

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dude im practly a fish in water
ive grown up around the ocean my whole life
u may be able to fold me in half but i GOT this

[tuffguy]

just because you have more experience with getting wet than me doesn't mean anything
i got arms that can carry me to victory
and still have enough strength afterwards to carry you out

[swags]

well honestly i wouldnt mind you doing that anyway LOL
my legs get tired!

[tuffguy]

i guess i'll be a good sport
and carry you out the pool
whether i win or lose
but i'll win

[swags]

itll be like that scene in the small mermaid where the prince
carries her out of the ocean
actly maybe that didnt happen
hey wouldnt it be super cool if mermaids were real
if supwer powers are real why couldnt mermaids right?

[tuffguy]

oh man
it'll be totally cool if mermaids existed!

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imagine a society of just mermaids
man
if only that were real
just swim all day with a bunch of pretty ladies
thats like #1 fantasy right there
i think about it so often it almost feels real lol?

[tuffguy]

oh man that sounds like a good one
what's the place like
is it like the small mermaid?

[swags]

like big coral reef castle thing
and not 100% like the small mermaid more like
alien mermaids? blue skin and big eyes but still toooooooooooooooooooooootally hot

[tuffguy]

ok i gotta admit
you lost me a little at alien mermaids
but if they're still hot?
then heck yeah

[swags]

u trust my taste in the ladies rite??
then trust me
they were HELLA hot