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[floret]

Jamie Doh 2 hrs · Recollé

I'm supposed to take the MCAT this Saturday, but of course back when I registered, the city wasn't enclosed in a dome (or a bubble?) and completely isolated from any outside world that might happen to exist. So . . . I hope the exam proctors still show up . . . and that the AAMC server or whatever works? And if not, I really hope this won't count against my maximum allowed attempts. (Can anyone who's already in med school or actually already a doctor please let me know how long it normally takes to die / how long it took you personally to die after the first time you took it?) Also, I just want to verify. There's no historical or, like . . . cultural version of Santa that looks like this, right?

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[floret]

He could be a pirate!
Do you know a lot of pirates?

[concasse]

was a pirate chef in my previous life

if u believe in that anyway

so shit it's always possible

[floret]

Oh! That's impressive. I didn't think pirates usually had chefs. Did you have the hat and everything?

[concasse]

pretty sure they'd be dead on the water without someone who could cook

and what hat

a pirate hat?

[floret]

Yes, but I thought they were normally just called "ship's cooks," right? A chef is like a step up from a regular cook.

I was thinking of a chefs hat, but a pirate hat is nice too.

[concasse]

maybe

all i know is that's what he called himself

not that he dressed like a chef or a pirate

wore a bunch of suits

no hat

[floret]

I see . . .

Are you sure he was actually a pirate or a chef at all, then?

I mean, not that you definitely need the hat in either case, but if he just called himself that, he might have been anything. Or at least anything with a business formal dress code.

[concasse]

Of course I'm sure, I saw his crew and everything.

Got memories of cooking, too.

[floret]

Oh, ok
That's cool. Did he wear an apron over his suit when he cooked?

[concasse]

... y'know i'm not actually sure

[not yet anyway, THANKS FOR THAT MEMORY OPPORTUNITY]

probably??

who wants stains all over their expensive shit

[floret]

Were they nice suits after all, then? It seems like the high seas would be rough on them. There's no way to get to a dry cleaner most of the time.

[concasse]

dunno

go ask that bastard

he's the only one who'd know

[Sanji plz]

[floret]

Which bastard?

[concasse]

past me

[floret]

Oh lol

Well, however he wants to handle his clothing upkeep is fine.
You can't think of any Santa-like pirates he knew, though?

[concasse]

sorry ain't ringing bells

that's a little weird even for pirates

and his outfit looks like something out of feudal japan

[floret]

A pirate with a white beard and a lot of minions doesn't seem that weird . . .

[concasse]

meant weird if he were actually santa-like

pirates ain't known for bringing gifts to the world

[floret]

Oh, I guess not.
I'm not sure whether this gentleman did that either, though. I just know that his level of supernatural might and command over underlings were comparable to Santa's.

[concasse]

... sounds a little badass to be Santa

were u one of his underlings?

[floret]

It seems that way.

I don't really know how to feel about it . . .

[concasse]

being a minion?

or what ur past life might've done as one?

[floret]

Mostly the former, I guess. I sort of have an idea of what I did as one.

[concasse]

Oh? Like what?]

[floret]

1. A lot of chores
2. Treachery

I'm assuming in that order, but I don't know for sure.