002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[steadycourse]

[he's going to remember this the next time Leon sticks his face around him.]

I see! Well, this sort of behavior is still inexcusable.

I'll admit that I'm not familiar with relationships, but I'll do a thorough search to help! One moment!

[steadycourse]

I recommend this! Only takes seven steps and even includes additional items to correct his behavior!

[promisedyou]

I'm going to a bookstore right now and buying that.

[promisedyou]

I wish it was like that.

He just wants to prove that he's better. Than a chair.

[hairstroke]

Well if you didn't insist that I prove myself to be better than a chair, then I wouldn't do this!

[me_matey]

dump him for a lay-z-boy

[steadycourse]

I'm glad to be of help! A little research always does wonders! ヽ(”`▽´)ﾉ

[maskreant]

[ Akira is the unruly boyfriend in his case, but— ]

a water spray bottle should suffice. show him that you wield the power in your hands.

[compendiem]

Honest opinion: is he better than a chair.

[promisedyou]

He's more comfortable to sit on, at least.

[compendiem]

What about all the other aspects of a chair?

[promisedyou]

You shouldn't be kicking chairs to begin with, though.

[hairstroke]

You deserve better than that chair, though! It quite was uncomfortable to sit on.

[promisedyou]

[ Pictured: an accurate depiction of Leon right now. ]

Still doesn't mean you should kick it.

You could have just told me.

[hairstroke]

[ TOTALLY 100% HIM! That chair is an eyesore and needs to be burned. ]

If it made you feel uncomfortable then it deservezs to be kicked.

[promisedyou]

You do know you can hurt yourself by kicking chairs, right?

[hairstroke]

I'll be fine. A chair isn't going to hurt me.

[ That's fighting words, buddy. ]

[promisedyou]

I would... if I didn't like him.

[promisedyou]

Just as long as you're aware of that.

[hairstroke]

I am and I assure you that I will be perfectly fine.

[ One day, if he gets hurt by a chair. Feel free to tell him "I told you so", Mio. ]

Even though I'm still better... I just want you to have the most comfy chair and and that chair wasn't worthy of you.

[promisedyou]

Is that so? Does that mean you're getting me a better chair? Or will I just have to sit on your lap the whole time?

[hairstroke]

Both. I'll get you a chair so comfortable that it will make you want to kick that old one to the curb.

I'll

Also let you sit on my lap whenever you want as well

[promisedyou]

You better keep that promise, then! It's now out in public, so everyone can see it.

[hairstroke]

[ NOW HE'S REALLY EMBARRASSED but he has no one to blame but himself. ]

Of course I will. There's no way I'd make such a bold claim and not go through with it.

Especially for my girlfriend.

[promisedyou]

...Geez.

Just don't do something stupid, okay? I care about you a lot. Even if I do tease you.