002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

Comments

[me_matey]

dump him for a lay-z-boy

[promisedyou]

I would... if I didn't like him.

[me_matey]

hey furniture makes just as good a boyfriend

[promisedyou]

Definitely not that chair, though.

[me_matey]

ye ye its gotta be respectable

like deluxe style with a cup holder

[promisedyou]

Maybe I should ask for that. I want a really expensive, comfy chair.

[me_matey]

hell ye get it girl. treat yoself

[promisedyou]

It's better when I can treat myself at the expense of others. :)

[me_matey]

see this girl gets it

thats what he gets for disprespectin chairs

[promisedyou]

#savechairs2018

I guess

[me_matey]

#getchuamanwhogetsuachair

[promisedyou]

This is too real.

Too relatable. Where can I find a man like that.

[me_matey]

dont ask me im single

[promisedyou]

Okay, fair.

[me_matey]

but hey if u kno any chair gettin cuties toss em ur girls way ya feel me?

[promisedyou]

I'll definitely let you know if I see any at the next party I go to.

[me_matey]

hell yeah getchu some sit while u lit