002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[promisedyou]

I fear that if I burn this chair, he will only kick another chair. It's an endless cycle.

[compendiem]

Burn all the chairs.

[promisedyou]

All of them? In the world?

I feel like that's going to start a war.

[compendiem]

There are things you must do for the sake of love.

[promisedyou]

Well, he's the one who's going all yandere on chairs, not me. Chairs are my best friend. I'm not crazy enough to sacrifice them, even for love. No thanks.

[compendiem]

You would choose chairs over him?

[promisedyou]

Only if he keeps being this stupid about them.

[compendiem]

I'm sure he has a good reason. That chair looks uncomfortable.

[promisedyou]

If 'having a chair as a rival' is a good reason then, yes.

That chair isn't too bad, though, but I've sat in comfier ones.

[compendiem]

Sounds like he just wants the best for you. Only the comfiest chairs get to survive. Like that?

[promisedyou]

I wish it was like that.

He just wants to prove that he's better. Than a chair.

[compendiem]

Honest opinion: is he better than a chair.

[promisedyou]

He's more comfortable to sit on, at least.

[compendiem]

What about all the other aspects of a chair?

[promisedyou]

What other aspects?