002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[promisedyou]

Is there anything else you think I should use? As a newbie to this "boyfriend" thing, I have to know all the tips to stop him from being unruly.

[maskreant]

[ Akira is the unruly boyfriend in his case, but— ]

a water spray bottle should suffice. show him that you wield the power in your hands.

[promisedyou]

I can't believe that I would become too powerful, just because of a water bottle spray.

[maskreant]

not many people understand that power, so it's easy to fall prey to its overwhelming nature.

you have to be careful not to use it too often.

[promisedyou]

I totally understand, sensei!!

Besides, if I used it too often, he might... start liking it.

[maskreant]

i didn't know puppy has a masochist side.

i don't think i needed to know, either.

[promisedyou]

I said "might"!

I don't know for sure!!

[maskreant]

won't know till you try out, i guess?

good luck. step on him good.

[promisedyou]

I'm not going to step on him!!

[maskreant]

why not?

[promisedyou]

What if he doesn't like it?

[maskreant]

then now you know?

it's hard to believe a guy wouldn't want to die by the hands of a beautiful girl.

[promisedyou]

Guess I do now.

But I won't kill him.

[maskreant]

good call.

he wouldn't be your boyfriend anymore if he was dead.

[promisedyou]

Yeah... he'd just be. Dead.