002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[promisedyou]

I'm not blackmailing him!

He's the one being an idiot!! Please tell your cousin to stop being stupid and stop kicking chairs!

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You're the one posting about him doing stupid stuff to a public network and ruining his reputation! All these people have the wrong idea about him now!

Besides, I doubt that's even remotely true. Why would he be jealous of chairs? I don't

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[And, suddenly, there's a resounding crash from the living room, right about where the dining table (and it's chairs) would be]

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... I'll try to talk with him.

[promisedyou]

You really don't want to know the reason why.

But please talk some sense into him.

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I can't make any promises. There's no getting through to him when he's like that, and I don't exactly have the energy right now. [Because, you know, he's still sick, and the timing for this couldn't be any worse.]

You didn't happen to say anything weird to him, did you?

[promisedyou]

I at least appreciate the effort. I'll try my best too, but I just want to help him. Honest.

I was just making light banter about comparing him to a chair, that's all.

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If you really want to help him, you should take his pride into consideration. I'm not saying you should coddle him, but if you're his... special someone, you should think more about how he feels about this sort of thing. [Because, really, Mio. No one likes public humiliation.]

... why would you compare him to a chair, though?
You'd think you'd compare him to a rug, instead. [BECAUSE YOU WALK ALL OVER HIM]

[promisedyou]

I'm not thoughtless, you know. I just... don't know what else to do? I can't like, just ask someone normally.....

I'm not going to compare him to a rug. A chair is much nicer. He's...better than a chair, though.

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No, but you could have asked that without the photo. No one here needed to know what he looked like in order to give you proper advice.

... anyway, if you really think that, you should go and tell him instead of me, and maybe he'll stop being an idiot. Not that I get why he'd get jealous of being compared to a chair, though. Angry, maybe, but that's not something to get insecure over. [Xiaolang, like you can even cast stones about jealousy, you bought Sakura like $75 worth of ice cream once because Prompto got her some earlier........]

[promisedyou]

[ Not going to even.

Talk about that first thing. ]

Don't worry, I'll talk to him. Again.

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[BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S RIGHT, MIO!!!!]

Make sure to do it in person, too. Or at least not on the network. I'm sick enough without seeing you two being gross to one another on top of it.

[Because, y'know. Not like YOU'LL ever be gross and sappy with your eventual girlfriend, Xiaolang. NEVER!!!!]

[promisedyou]

Then maybe you could, I don't know: ignore it if it's on the network. You know that's an option, right?