002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

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Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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But a chair can't fight back, you know. It's unfair to the chair!

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counter
chair is less hideous

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... I feel bad for him now, just to hear that.

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you have no appreciation
for fine woodwork

( is that... a fucking joke? )

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I've seen better.

i'm so sorry

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prove it

haha don't be!!

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Okay.

omg

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you wouldn't know a good chair
if someone hit you with one

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And how would you know anything good about chairs?