002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[floret]

I've seen way sadder things than this.
But I do feel bad for them.

[promisedyou]

That's true, that's true... maybe I should finally take pity on him.

[floret]

Mr. Zhong, or the chair?

[promisedyou]

My boyfriend, so. The former.

[floret]

Did the chair ever even really have a chance with you?

[promisedyou]

It was a good chair that did nothing wrong!!

[floret]

It kind of sounds like . . .
you're not really confident you made the right decision . . .

[promisedyou]

It's more like I'm messing with him and playing around, actually. ♥

[floret]

Ehhh
So you weren't seriously in a love triangle with a chair?
I'm surprised.

[promisedyou]

If I was, I'd be disappointed in myself.

[floret]

Imagine how the chair would feel!

[promisedyou]

I can't. It doesn't have feelings.

[floret]

You're not trying very hard to imagine it!

[promisedyou]

Why would I?

[floret]

It's what Doraemon would do.