(3/2, about 9pm) send help

[doublesmall]

Chuuya Nakahara shared a photo. 3/2 near Recollé

((just pretend there's no ladder or feet here ok, also a much emptier and less pretty room.)) okay so listen I hate posting this here but this is getting real fucked up has anyone else had issues with weird things happening, including but not limited to being STUCK TO THE GODDAMN CEILING because if anyone knows how to make this stop, believe me, I am all ears

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[doublesmall]

tried that. if I jump, I land right back on my feet up here.

don't ask me how that works because hell if I know

[doublesmall]

well I'm glad it's impressive

but trust me, it's a huge pain in the ass.

I was hoping this wasn't just me but apparently I've lucked out

[divine_braid]

That's weird. Have you tried leaving the room?

[hjack69]

[ After reading the other threads: ]

holy shit if you went outside do you think youd fly up into the atmosphere??

[doublesmall]

to other rooms, yeah

not outside though, seems like that could be a bad idea

[doublesmall]

I wondered the same thing honestly

that's exactly why I'm not going out there, fuck that

... okay and it's hard to reach the doorknob, anyway

[hjack69]

yeah but what happens if youre outside and it happens again?
i mean ignoring the possible hoax or literally freaking insane fact that youre doing this it doesnt sound like you actually KNOW what youre doing


god things are getting so weird in this city

[doublesmall]

do you think I'd post to this thing if I knew what the fuck I was doing?! yes it is literally freaking insane that's the only reason I'm here in the first place

[then a moment later, more messages:]

wait

shit

SHIT you're right what if it happens out there

[hjack69]

i feel like i should be reacting more to you breaking the laws of fucking physics but crap is so crazy around here ill pretty much believe anything honestly
still sux in your case

worst
superpower
ever

[doublesmall]

fuck you, this would be a great superpower if I knew how the hell to make it do what I want

but how crazy has it gotten for you that this just sounds like a thing that happens??

[glacian]

How...odd.

Is it safe to assume you haven't accidentally fallen prey to a meanspirited prank? Friends often like to jest.

[hjack69]

you
have
no
idea

i mean im not at odds to share other peoples business but let me tell you
fuckin WEIRD shit is going on around here
have you had any of those weird memory flashy things yet bc i have seen some shit

[doublesmall]

not really? I just had this weird dream or something a while ago

kind of wrote it off, but

shit. I think I could do stuff like this in it.

you think that means the shit we see just. ends up real??

[because if so he is EXTRA glad he's only had the one incident.]

[hjack69]

you know i didnt think so bc i saw living unicorns made of diamonds but now im starting to question shit
what exactly did you do in your dream again?

[doublesmall]

rather not go into specifics, but like I said, the same shit that's going on right now

except I knew what I was doing with it

apparently the real me is a lot less impressive

[doublesmall]

if I were glued here then maybe, but I can move around just fine

I'm pretty sure no one I know could do this, it literally should not work

[hjack69]

so you were tryin to kill somebody huh?

[ Which he understands is a weird conclusion to jump to, but man... remembering killing people....... ]

[glacian]

Seeing is believing. I never known humans to "float".

Maybe I can help you down?

[doublesmall]

what, no

I mean, I was definitely fighting someone, but we weren't trying to kill each other

the fuck have you been seeing that that's your first thought

[goen]

[ Yato just... assumes that it's still in the early stages of moving. Why would Chuuya lie to him (he asks after arriving to call bs on chuuya)?? Besides, he doesn't have much time to dwell on the mostly normal apartment, because he's too busy staring up at Chuuya. The door remains open, forgotten. ]

What the hell? You weren't yanking my chain??

[ WHAT ARE HIS EYES EVEN TELLING HIM RIGHT NOW. ]

[hjack69]

well i mean you were doing this crazy gravity shit but didnt want to talk about it so i just assumed

[ dodging the question. yep. ]

[doublesmall]

Do I look like I was lying? Look, I know it's weird, but if you think it's weird for you-- you're not the one stuck up here.

[Just to further illustrate the point here, he does a little hop-- and his feet land right back on the ceiling.]

Seriously, though, shut the door, I don't need my neighbors seeing this shit. They already don't care much for me.

[doublesmall]

because I don't feel like sharing specifics on here, not because it was murder, fuck

you have to admit that's kind of a concerning assumption

[goen]

[ Fine, fine... He finally shuts and locks the door behind him. Now what...? He brushes his bangs back as he looks up at Chuuya. He didn't actually think he'd have to help with gravity problems when he volunteered to come over... Is he absolustely sure someone didn't slip something into his last drink? ]

Well, let's get you down from there, I guess.

[ He grabs the nearest chair and places it under Chuuya. Then he climbs on and offers his hands up. Yato thinks he's probably heavier than Chuuya based on height alone? ]

[doublesmall]

Alright, but fair warning, I have no idea if anything is gonna work. If I fall on you, it's not my fault.

[He eyes Yato's hands a little warily before he starts to reach out-- then realizes his phone is still in his hand. Chuuya takes a moment to step away and carefully drop it down onto the couch before he returns to take Yato's hands, clinging on and staring down uncertainly at the floor.]

So should I jump, or...? What's the plan?