(3/2, about 9pm) send help

[doublesmall]

Chuuya Nakahara shared a photo. 3/2 near Recollé

((just pretend there's no ladder or feet here ok, also a much emptier and less pretty room.)) okay so listen I hate posting this here but this is getting real fucked up has anyone else had issues with weird things happening, including but not limited to being STUCK TO THE GODDAMN CEILING because if anyone knows how to make this stop, believe me, I am all ears

Comments

[parodeity]

holy shit
i mean
ive had random physical mutations but i havent had spiderman issues
did you get tangled up in a web or smth

[doublesmall]

no there were no spiders involved

there's nothing sticky up here

I don't know how the fuck this is working but I'm literally standing on the ceiling right now

[parodeity]

is your blood rushing to your head
?
or is it weirdly evenly distributed through your body still or what

[goen]

[ Whose shitty room is this and why is Chuuya taped to the ceiling. ]

Yaboku Tomioka Σ(･口･)
Yaboku Tomioka Date not go as planned, boss??

[doublesmall]

what?? I didn't have a date tonight what are you talking about

[goen]

Didn't you get duct taped to the ceiling by a spurned lover or something?

[arahoushi]

Boss??

Hold up, I'm on my way

[doublesmall]

listen just

give it a little bit, it might fix itself

[arahoushi]

okay sure

But hear me out: when it fixes itself how are you gonna get down?

[katsudonfatale]

Um...

Assuming this isn't a joke... how did you end up there in the first place?

[doublesmall]

I wouldn't joke about this, it's unfortunately legit

and I couldn't tell you how, I just kind of

ended up here

[divine_braid]

Well now that's a neat trick. Can you jump to the floor?

[doublesmall]

tried that. if I jump, I land right back on my feet up here.

don't ask me how that works because hell if I know

[glacian]

...Stuck to the ceiling?
You mean to say you're stuck to the ceiling itself? That's...quite a feat to behold.

[doublesmall]

well I'm glad it's impressive

but trust me, it's a huge pain in the ass.

I was hoping this wasn't just me but apparently I've lucked out

[hjack69]

[ After reading the other threads: ]

holy shit if you went outside do you think youd fly up into the atmosphere??

[doublesmall]

I wondered the same thing honestly

that's exactly why I'm not going out there, fuck that

... okay and it's hard to reach the doorknob, anyway

[esperimental]

You're not feeling dizzy from all the blood rushing to your head?

[doublesmall]

I mean, I probably would be if that were happening, sure

but I feel perfectly fine physically speaking

[constellates]

Occhan, it's me!

[which is. literally the only warning given because Anya actually just ran over the second that she saw his post?? and now she's going to open the door and frown and fret as she looks around for him and

finds him on the ceiling

she's still in disbelief]

.... Ah....

[doublesmall]

Anya-! What are you doing here?

[as if he wouldn't have done the same thing if it were anya? please.]

Listen, it'll be fine, alright? I'm fine.

[legne]

You have been blessed by angels' wings! Oh, I am jealous! Even if you are currently affixed to the ceiling!

[ This is all 100% sincere, by the way. ]

[doublesmall]

if this is what being ~blessed by angels~ or whatever gets me, the angels can bite me

I promise this is way less cool when you can't make it stop.

[wordcarvings]

[ What the---Chuuya???

Koutarou only notices the post a long time later (about 7 hours because he was wrapped up in painting, very sorry) but once he does he instantly comments. ]

Chuuya are you alright? Have you gotten down? How did you get stuck there? Do you need any help?

[doublesmall]

I'm fine, I'm not stuck anymore, don't worry about me.

it hasn't happened again yet, so I might be good?