(3/2, about 9pm) send help

[doublesmall]

Chuuya Nakahara shared a photo. 3/2 near Recollé

((just pretend there's no ladder or feet here ok, also a much emptier and less pretty room.)) okay so listen I hate posting this here but this is getting real fucked up has anyone else had issues with weird things happening, including but not limited to being STUCK TO THE GODDAMN CEILING because if anyone knows how to make this stop, believe me, I am all ears

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[doublesmall]

I'm not sure I'd call it floating

honestly I would prefer that to the current upside down problem

and if nobody else can make this work and you've got ideas, maybe. no offense but I don't generally invite strangers over.

[goen]

[ So the phone isn't sucked into Chuuya's gravity... Seeing it drop onto the couch adds a new layer of reality to the situation. What are the rules here? What about Chuuya's clothes, would his hat stay on his head. ]

I figure there's nothing to do but give you a big tug and see where that takes us. What's the worst that could happen?

[ He has a very optimistic outlook on his own capabilities... So without further ado, he YANKS Chuuya toward himself with as much strength as he can muster. ]

[doublesmall]

Wh-- shit!

[The yank does pull him off the ceiling, at least... but Chuuya is apparently still drawn towards it. Yato's still doing the equivalent of pulling him up off the ground even after Chuuya's left the ceiling, leaving him sort of just... dangling upside down.]

Shit. Okay. Okay, just- don't let go, maybe if I get all the way down it'll fix itself--

[divine_braid]

And this is happening all over your place.

That does seem like a bad idea, but... Well, if it's in your place, it might not be outside your place? Do you have something out there you can hold on to just in case?

[glacian]

More than understandable. I cannot fault you for being quite wary.

I still have difficulties trusting this application nevertheless others.

[goen]

[ Well, that's cognitively weird. But no one's dead yet, so it's time to press forward! Hanging on to Chuuya isn't so awful; Yato's upright posture keeps him relatively comfortable despite the weight. ]

I'll never let go! Climb me all the way, boss!! ✩

[ Why does he sound so excited?? ]

[arahoushi]

Scout's honor, boss not a word

[doublesmall]

Jesus, what is this, Gigantic? [you know, that boat movie.] I won't drown to death if you let go, worst that happens is I'm on the ceiling again.

[Hold on a second, he's remembered something else-]

--Wait, and she definitely let go at the end!

[chuuya is this REALLY more important than getting down]

[doublesmall]

don't tell me you were actually a fucking boy scout

[but okay, okay. Toshi has always seemed like a decent guy (which is, in part, why Chuuya hasn't wanted him to see the place), and he trusts that promise-- a minute later, Toshi gets a text with his address. It's pretty much the cheapest possible apartment complex.]

HE'S CONCERNED

[katsudonfatale]

I'd... never really heard of something like that before

Then again, lately, there's been a lot of things like that... but finding a pattern doesn't really solve your problem

In the meantime I would recommend maybe finding a soft surface in case you suddenly fall off the ceiling?

[hjack69]

look im not naming names but some of the crap people have seen around here is
disconcerting

more importantly why the shit do YOU get cool superpowers yer gonna make us all look bad

[esperimental]

You're not feeling dizzy from all the blood rushing to your head?

[constellates]

Occhan, it's me!

[which is. literally the only warning given because Anya actually just ran over the second that she saw his post?? and now she's going to open the door and frown and fret as she looks around for him and

finds him on the ceiling

she's still in disbelief]

.... Ah....

[legne]

You have been blessed by angels' wings! Oh, I am jealous! Even if you are currently affixed to the ceiling!

[ This is all 100% sincere, by the way. ]

[goen]

Of course she did. Is she gonna cuddle up with a corpse? Don't be weird.

[ Jock or whatever that guy's name was was already dead as a doornail by then so technically he let go first... ]

Are you saying you don't wanna climb? Were you one of those guys who couldn't climb the rope all the way to the top in gym class?

[ He hops off the chair still hanging onto Chuuya and... floats?? to the floor. ]

[doublesmall]

He wasn't dead yet! She just gave the fuck up on him!

[someone has a few issues with this film, apparently

but jumping off the chair serves as a very good distraction, and he cuts off with a short little yelp as he suddenly falls that much further down, clinging harder to Yato's hands. Okay, well, progress made, that's good-- but he's giving Yato a very disgruntled look for it anyway.]

I can climb just fine. You just made it weird, saying it like you did.

[arahoushi]

i'll tell you all about my sordid past once you're not stuck to the ceiling anymore.

[That is......a surprise. Not getting the address, but the cheap apartment thing. He'd kinda expected something a little more expensive than this, huh.]

Hey boss!

[Knock knock, Toshi's here--

...Hey, is the door unlocked?]

Boss?

[doublesmall]

Yeah, come in-

[Listen, it took Effort to unlock that door from up here-- or so he will insist. The jury will forever be out as to whether it was unlocked before or after the laws of physics got fucked.

Chuuya is, as he said earlier, hanging out over the couch juuust in case, arms folded and so incredibly done with this whole business... though if the tapping of his foot is any indication, he is less chill than he tries to look at the moment.]

...hope you have some ideas, 'cause this shit definitely hasn't worn off.

[doublesmall]

nah i'm gonna turn the stove on and hang out over it.

don't worry, I've been trying to stay over the couch, if I fall I probably won't break anything important. I think.

[doublesmall]

nothing I would trust with my life, no

I appreciate the suggestion and the interest in experimenting here but I am really invested in not dying in some freak accident because I floated the fuck off

[doublesmall]

yeah, believe me, I didn't want to bring it here in the first place, but

after the 'who the fuck remembers horses' debacle it kind of seems like the place to go for weird shit, right?

[arahoushi]

[Well, then. Toshi will just let himself in. He finds the couch, figuring yeah, Chuuya will be near it, looks up and--

snrk

okay, no, he's fine. Just because this looks like something out of a bad sci-fi movie is no reason to laugh.]

So what'd you do, boss?

[Because honestly, he's kind of assuming this is some kind of "wire circus act" practice gone wrong.]

[doublesmall]

hey, don't feel too down about it. I probably could have made you look bad anyway.

[his other superpower is modesty.]

and I'll take your word for it, not gonna ask you to out people here, but

fuuuck. this is just gonna go downhill from here for us, huh. at least I guess all this answers the 'who's actually losing it, people who do remember horses or people who don't' question, because it's getting pretty goddamn real.

[doublesmall]

I didn't do anything!

[he stomps his foot, there-- don't laugh at him, asshole!!]

I dropped something, I tried to step back so it didn't hit me, and next thing I know? Everything is the wrong way up.

[doublesmall]

I mean, I probably would be if that were happening, sure

but I feel perfectly fine physically speaking