crudest: (♚ dooon't caaaaare)
Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou ([personal profile] crudest) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-02-04 10:41 am

OTA TEXT | SO WHERE Y'ALL AT????

[sometime on the third, all the names of people who were sent on group missions (obviously au names only) will be released onto the network for IC knowledge. everyone will be able to see this post if they glance at the network, whether they're in the city or away on groups!

however annotated next to the groups will be the information that group one is going to pesgare, group two is going to respartum, group three is going to bosuma, and group four is going to magatus.]


if you didn't get a call to arms here's the copypasta:

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.

You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is [INSERT RANDO HERE]. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the [LOCATION] and we'll go from there.

You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

hard to do work when you don't have info right
carly's more useful than expected
but he said don't get distracted

anyway
the more you know and all that


[and that's the message!]

[ OOC: please use this as an open mingle for whatever purposes you need! unless directly addressed, baren won't be responding. he just bugged carly for info and shared it. if any adjustments need to be made, lmk!

edit: almost immediately after the initial post goes up, Matt Murdock's name will be edited out into black squares. ]
ohrlyeh: (in the vault)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
well i'm going to die first so you don't have to worry about that
thesettingsun: mad (I'm not a toy)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Howard I swear to god
ohrlyeh: (the lurking fear)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-04 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
shuji i'm in hell

if i was religious i would say pray for my soul because i feel it eroding every minute i'm here
thesettingsun: smile (conserve me strange waters)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-04 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
how long would it take me to swim there
ohrlyeh: (ex oblivione)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-04 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
we took a boat which was horrendous

please don't swim you will probably drown and that is the worst fate i could wish on anyone
thesettingsun: smile (god what happened to my heart)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-04 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't just do nothing if you're suffering that much.
ohrlyeh: (the lurking fear)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't want you to die for my sake

it's okay, remember me as i was

or probably better than i was

maybe this will end soon and i can go home and never think about fishing villages again


[HE'S BEING SO OVERDRAMATIC WHY DOES ANYONE LISTEN TO HIM]
thesettingsun: smile (to your deathbed you're on view so)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-04 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you and I will buy you two pounds of chocolate when you get back.
ohrlyeh: (in the vault)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-04 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[.....]

it'd better be good chocolate
thesettingsun: smile (I am what I wear and how I dress)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-04 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing but the best.
ohrlyeh: (the outsider)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-04 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you shuji

i'm guessing you didn't go anywhere
thesettingsun: smile (am I looking like this)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-05 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Still at home. Do you want pictures of Sakura's cats?
ohrlyeh: (sweet ermengarde)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-05 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
:)

yes please
thesettingsun: smile blush (saying things that I don't mean)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Uploaded: one picture of Sakura's cats sleeping next to each other. Shuji snapped a pic when he came over recently while Sakura was super drunk, he couldn't help it.]

How's this?
ohrlyeh: (the outsider)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-05 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[GENTLY CLUTCHES HIS CHEST]

perfect! absolutely sublime! i am blessed

thank you
thesettingsun: smile (so I can propose you for one more dance)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-06 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.

[He's blessed by exclamation points from Howard.]

I'll send you more cat photos every day if you want.
ohrlyeh: (ex oblivione)

[personal profile] ohrlyeh 2018-02-07 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
i would be very happy with that. could you?
thesettingsun: mad (I won't walk to you)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-02-07 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I promise I will.

[Daily cat pictures, which we're going to handwave.]