OTA TEXT | SO WHERE Y'ALL AT????

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[sometime on the third, all the names of people who were sent on group missions (obviously au names only) will be released onto the network for IC knowledge. everyone will be able to see this post if they glance at the network, whether they're in the city or away on groups!

however annotated next to the groups will be the information that group one is going to pesgare, group two is going to respartum, group three is going to bosuma, and group four is going to magatus.]

if you didn't get a call to arms here's the copypasta:

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.

You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is [INSERT RANDO HERE]. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the [LOCATION] and we'll go from there.

You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

hard to do work when you don't have info right
carly's more useful than expected
but he said don't get distracted

anyway
the more you know and all that

[and that's the message!]

[ OOC: please use this as an open mingle for whatever purposes you need! unless directly addressed, baren won't be responding. he just bugged carly for info and shared it. if any adjustments need to be made, lmk!

edit: almost immediately after the initial post goes up, Matt Murdock's name will be edited out into black squares. ]

Comments

[lienhearts]

Sending us on fetch quests, yeah

[foeyay]

why'd they ferry over so many people if all you're doing is playing fetch???

[lienhearts]

Wish I knew

Especially since we're stranded here until we can pay this stupid inn back

[foeyay]

if she doesn't have her own bed in that inn, there is going to be a very different kind of maiming going on.

[lienhearts]

...Do you enjoy inventing scenarios to piss yourself off?

No, no one is sharing beds

No one wants to share beds with some rando picked by retrospec

[foeyay]

hey. i have fought giant rats and demon train cars for weeks while a fucking dome naps over the entire city. i am not putting anything past these mysterious fetch quests.

[lienhearts]

And I'm on the ground here, seeing exactly what's going on. If there's going to be monsters, they haven't shown up yet, and no one's doing anything to hurt or trouble Brisby, either.

Coming up with problems that don't even exist isn't helping anyone

[foeyay]

imagining you getting eaten by monsters is tho.

[lienhearts]

So you'd rather she just be here all by herself?

[foeyay]

that's easier than figuring out who all of you weirdos are.

[lienhearts]

So let me get this straight in this hypothetical situation you want

>us to run into monsters and get eaten which leaves
>Brisby alone and defenseless against monsters

[foeyay]

try reading with your eyes open next time. obviously i'm saying i want YOU to get eaten by monsters and for HER to be safe!

[lienhearts]

But the monsters magically have no desire to eat her after eating everyone else

You come up with some weird fantasies, kid

[foeyay]

i know. isn't it fun? and it keeps me from running over there and becoming the monster myself. everybody wins.

[lienhearts]

Have you ever considered anger management classes?

[foeyay]

i don't need classes for that. my anger is perfectly managed by the occasional late night battle royale.

[lienhearts]

Aiming to get yourself jailed for good?

I'm sure she'd be beside herself with joy to hear you got locked up while she was out because you went for a brawl

[foeyay]

hey hey. it's not illegal if everyone volunteers.