OTA TEXT | SO WHERE Y'ALL AT????

[crudest]

[sometime on the third, all the names of people who were sent on group missions (obviously au names only) will be released onto the network for IC knowledge. everyone will be able to see this post if they glance at the network, whether they're in the city or away on groups!

however annotated next to the groups will be the information that group one is going to pesgare, group two is going to respartum, group three is going to bosuma, and group four is going to magatus.]

if you didn't get a call to arms here's the copypasta:

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.

You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is [INSERT RANDO HERE]. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the [LOCATION] and we'll go from there.

You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

hard to do work when you don't have info right
carly's more useful than expected
but he said don't get distracted

anyway
the more you know and all that

[and that's the message!]

[ OOC: please use this as an open mingle for whatever purposes you need! unless directly addressed, baren won't be responding. he just bugged carly for info and shared it. if any adjustments need to be made, lmk!

edit: almost immediately after the initial post goes up, Matt Murdock's name will be edited out into black squares. ]

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

yeah well sometimes people are just there too ok

wait was your job again
it was talking to the dryads right

what are they like i didn't get a chance to do anything but get a quick peek

[lalliho]

saying you're sniffing them sounds so gross though

they're fine

better than people I guess

I have no idea why really but they like me

spirit stuff

[thebeastwithout]

whoa dude
they like you?
slow down there

you gotta take 'em out for dinner first and get to know 'em

[lalliho]

there are many things wrong with this

[thebeastwithout]

yeah you're right who knows what dryads eat
ok
movie date first

[lalliho]

GARFIELD

[thebeastwithout]

god only my mom says that c'mon
my kryptonite

[lalliho]

good

stop talking about that it isn't your business

[thebeastwithout]

does that mean
it's

yoooooour business?

funky business? :D

[lalliho]

why do I even talk to you

[thebeastwithout]

cause we're best friends now and you think i'm gooooood

[lalliho]

it definitely isn't that

[thebeastwithout]

cause this is our third time talking and we're super close to being best friends

[lalliho]

nah

[thebeastwithout]

...cause deep down inside you know i'm right and the dryads are pretty cute?

[lalliho]

Gar

think

they're women

[He has yet to meet the rare dude dryad, unfortunately. Not that he'd mention it, thanks to this already being incredibly awkward!!!]

[thebeastwithout]

ok ok fine
so we're back to being best friends that's cool
we'll just settle on that

ask the dryads if they think i smell good

[lalliho]

I'm not wingmanning a (50yo? maybe?) tree lady for you

[thebeastwithout]

what
no gross
i don't want that you can keep 'em

i just want a poll!!!

[lalliho]

THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOW CUTE THEY ARE

sorry my caplock got stuck

[That part's a lie, but internet yelling is embarrassing, let him live.]

[thebeastwithout]

cause i like messing with my friends

hehehe ok i mean

i guess they're cute but like they're tree fairies so

ANYWAY let's move on

[lalliho]

you make your arms animal arms don't judge them because they're trees

[As uncomfortable as this topic is, questioning a young teen on their definition of friendship and why it applied to him was...worse... So...]

[thebeastwithout]

wait what now you want me to think they're cute
geez man make up your mind
and my animal arms are definitely not a plus in the 'dateable' column, man

[lalliho]

it's not about being dateable it's about not being undateable

does your deodorant make you dateable? no. but it doesn't make you undateable. at least you're wearing some. animal arms are same.

[thebeastwithout]

what...?

wait so the deodorant is ok now...? i'm getting a lot of mixed messages here...

i'm dateable if i keep doing everything the same?