OTA TEXT | SO WHERE Y'ALL AT????

[crudest]

[sometime on the third, all the names of people who were sent on group missions (obviously au names only) will be released onto the network for IC knowledge. everyone will be able to see this post if they glance at the network, whether they're in the city or away on groups!

however annotated next to the groups will be the information that group one is going to pesgare, group two is going to respartum, group three is going to bosuma, and group four is going to magatus.]

if you didn't get a call to arms here's the copypasta:

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.

You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is [INSERT RANDO HERE]. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the [LOCATION] and we'll go from there.

You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

hard to do work when you don't have info right
carly's more useful than expected
but he said don't get distracted

anyway
the more you know and all that

[and that's the message!]

[ OOC: please use this as an open mingle for whatever purposes you need! unless directly addressed, baren won't be responding. he just bugged carly for info and shared it. if any adjustments need to be made, lmk!

edit: almost immediately after the initial post goes up, Matt Murdock's name will be edited out into black squares. ]

Comments

[akatatai]

What else was I supposed to say...?!

[foeyay]

you think of something! i'm not here to write your cliche hot springs vacation lines for you.

[akatatai]

You would kick me directly in the shin if I said anything even 1% sappy

[foeyay]

touche.

[akatatai]

Exactly.

But, um...
If it makes you feel any better we're all doing fine here
There's nothing dangerous, so...

[foeyay]

[That does make him feel a lot better. Not better enough to rescind his threat of vengeance but still. It means he hasn't lost anything yet.]

okay, so how about this: i won't kick OR punch you as long as you text me right away if something dangerous does happen. deal?

if you don't want to be maimed you'll have to protect her with your life tho.

[akatatai]

Okay, it's a deal.
Here, for proof:

[He normally isn't one for many pictures, but he does send over a selfie of him and the rest of his group on the boats, including Mrs. Brisby. The skies may be overcast, but they're all smiling, so no one needs to die (or be otherwise maimed) today.]

[foeyay]

what a good minion.

[The saddest part of this text is that this is how Kamui expresses his genuine gratitude.]

[akatatai]

I'm going to consider that a positive response

[Since it's probably the best he's going to get. Success (???)!]

[foeyay]

wow you really do have low standards. that works out for me tho, so i won't complain.

[akatatai]

I know better than to push my luck, so I'll take what I can get

But yeah, assume no news is good news
Though you can text me if you really want to
Talk to you later?

[That feels entirely too weird to say, but....]

[foeyay]

[It's okay. Kamui invites weirdness.]

if you survive!