OTA TEXT | SO WHERE Y'ALL AT????

[crudest]

[sometime on the third, all the names of people who were sent on group missions (obviously au names only) will be released onto the network for IC knowledge. everyone will be able to see this post if they glance at the network, whether they're in the city or away on groups!

however annotated next to the groups will be the information that group one is going to pesgare, group two is going to respartum, group three is going to bosuma, and group four is going to magatus.]

if you didn't get a call to arms here's the copypasta:

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.

You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is [INSERT RANDO HERE]. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the [LOCATION] and we'll go from there.

You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

hard to do work when you don't have info right
carly's more useful than expected
but he said don't get distracted

anyway
the more you know and all that

[and that's the message!]

[ OOC: please use this as an open mingle for whatever purposes you need! unless directly addressed, baren won't be responding. he just bugged carly for info and shared it. if any adjustments need to be made, lmk!

edit: almost immediately after the initial post goes up, Matt Murdock's name will be edited out into black squares. ]

Comments

[alienates]

AT LEAST NO ONE TOO CRAZY HAS SHOWN UP HERE?
I MEAN
FROM OUR WORLD.
I AM SURE THERE ARE PLENTY PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT FROM DIFFERENT UNIVERSES ON RETROSPECT.

[parodeity]

dont jinx us
if next month some dude who looks like the juggalo pops up
im blaming you

[alienates]

QUICK
HOW DO WE BAN JUGGALOS FROM THE CITY?
LET'S START A CHANGE.ORG PETITION.

[parodeity]

that sounds like one of the few changeorg petitions i would bother to sign

[alienates]

Fucking same
This is obviously an important crisis that will need immediate attention.

[parodeity]

so is your type in this life basically not juggalos
bc if so i approve

[alienates]

That is in-goddamn-deed what my type is.
Specifically just that: not juggalos.

[parodeity]

my type hasnt even remotely changed its sort of ridiculous

[alienates]

WELL, AS FAR AS I AM AWARE, YOU WEREN'T INTO JUGGALOS.
SO THERE WAS ZERO NEED TO CHANGE ANYTHING IN THAT CASE.

[parodeity]

no i was like anti into him
although ppl i dated kept dating him?????
should i like be concerned that somehow that was a thing
does that reflect on me in some way

[alienates]

STRIDER
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE LIKE... JUGGALOSEXUAL CUSP.
NOT QUITE LEANING TOWARDS THE CLOWN, BUT ADJACENT TO IT.

[parodeity]

vantas you cant fucking talk since you dated the juggalo and were in fact juggalosexual
but also im pretty sure the guy im seeing isnt into clowns and that has to count for something
maybe
i should ask if hed ever consider dating a juggalo

[alienates]

PLEASE FIND OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
AND THEN REPORT THE FINDINGS TO ME.

[parodeity]

why so you can laugh

[alienates]

WHAT? NO


I MEAN YEAH
BUT AT THIS POINT IT'LL BE LAUGHING IN FELLOWSHIP.

[parodeity]

its not in fellowship if youre doing it at someone
i should know ive use that line

[alienates]

OK
WELL
SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE YOU COULD ALSO LAUGH AS WELL, SO IT COUNTS.

[parodeity]

does that mean all the times i laugh at you are also with you

[alienates]

OK WE NEED TO REWRITE HOW THIS WORKS.

[parodeity]

if you mean rewrite it so you can laugh and i cant i protest