cute forest critters

[sunnymerc]

check out these pics!!!

[What follows are a series of pictures from Team Four's expedition, none of which are actually relevant to their goals.

First, a picture of a white bunny nibbling at some grass poking out of the snow.

Then, a picture of TWO white bunnies snuggling up against each other.

Next is a picture of a bunny's fluffy butt with its cotton tail in the center of the shot.

Following that is a series of pictures of Soleil mounted on the back of a moose. The beast's massive antlers are in view, them alone making her look small in comparison. Under one arm she holds a bunny that has given up any attempt at escaping the snuggle-clutches of this woman; her other arm hoists her sword in the air, its ethereal red light casting a glow upon herself and the moose. It is clearly evening, with the aurora in the sky is clear behind her. Her long, pink hair flows in the cold wind; the grin on her face is wild, ecstatic--the cackling can almost be heard through the picture, but that—as well as the death metal you hear—is only in your head.

Finally, a picture of a squirrel with poofy cheeks.]

he's eating an acorn (/ε＼*)

Comments

[hauntedsavior]

Holy shit. When's your album drop?

[sunnymerc]

um....
i was hoping to skip that and get straight to the cheering groupies

[ no one wants to hear her sing or play sn instrument ]

[hauntedsavior]

I think you'll mostly get people who airbrush things on the sides of their broken down vans. Not exactly the right demo.

[sunnymerc]

oh

maybe i should have included more bunnies

[hauntedsavior]

Maybe you shouldn't have taken a photo shoot of yourself holding up a glowing sword on top of a giant animal underneath aurora borealis. People literally write songs about that.

The bunnies wouldn't have helped.

[sunnymerc]

bunnies ALWAYS help

...i wouldnt mind songs written about me tho
it IS almost valentine's
there has to be a girl here thatll write a love song about this

[hauntedsavior]

You know they're not love songs, yeah? They're songs about going into battle and watching girls in armor kill shit.

[sunnymerc]

right
so girls writing songs about how much they love watching me do exactly that

i never knew this is what ive always wanted for v day (✿ ♥‿♥)

[hauntedsavior]

I literally do not know what I expected.

[and since she just realized who she's talking to,]

Crap, I can't block your number on this. Shit.

[sunnymerc]

WHAT
rude!
is a hot buff lady riding a majestic beast too much for your eyes???

gosh i wish it werent so cold otherwise i'd take a pic shirtless
whats even the point if you cant see my abs

[hauntedsavior]

No, but one who's probably way too young for me and spends her free time loading her computer up with malware so she can rep shop until she gets to talk to me definitely is. I don't want to see your abs.

[sunnymerc]

OMIGOSH

wait i never did it intentionally!
except that one time
but it was ALSO supposed to make my cursor look like a duck!
and it did...before it crashed my computer

thank u for helping with that btw!! （＾ｖ＾）

[hauntedsavior]

It was my job. You MUST be young if you don't remember how fucking bad for your computer that stuff used to be. And still is. You know that you're not really the 500,000th visitor on any website, right?

[sunnymerc]

do you expect me NOT to click on an image of a dancing panda???

[hauntedsavior]

I expect people to have a basic understanding of how to not be an idiot on the internet! How much money have you wired to Nigerian princes in the past year?

[sunnymerc]

i'm not that bad! (╥_╥)

[hauntedsavior]

[ugh. dammit, Anna.]

Look, you're right. You probably aren't actually that bad. But you get why it's fucked up to spend so much time trying to hook up with me while I'm at work, right?

[sunnymerc]

oh...
im sorry
i didnt know it was upsetting you
i wont do it anymore

[hauntedsavior]

[damn it, Anna. now's the time to have a conscience? ugh.]

I said it was fucked up. It's fucked up to do that to anybody who's on the clock and can't say no to you. You're still probably too young for me but I probably wouldn't mind if it's not at work.

[sunnymerc]

im 21!
my upper limit is
uh

[how old is elda again??? 'milf' isn't an age.]

forty something??

[hauntedsavior]

Just barely clears my half plus seven, but that doesn't mean I'm looking right now.

But as long as you're not doing it when I'm at work then I mean do whatever, I guess.

[sunnymerc]

not looking for what?
a cup of coffee???

[hauntedsavior]

Is that really all you had in mind? You just want to take girls out for coffee?

[sunnymerc]

????
yeah
do you want lunch too?
its on me

[hauntedsavior]

Wait, did coffee stop meaning hooking up since my last girlfriend? Shit.