retrospec | VIDEO [Backdated to 2/15]

[ The broadcast starts with the shifting of the camera to show they’re in someone’s lovely abode. Hm. Maybe you’ll recognize some people in passing before the show starts? Once the the camera is balanced, everything comes to light.

Welcome to Mochi House Kitchen where our heroes, Akira Kurusu and Orihime Inoue, are suit up in the ugliest aprons you have ever seen. For reference, Akira is in this one and Orihime is the buff cook. ]

Hello! It’s so nice to have everyone together again. We’ve been up north for a while and we missed Valentine’s Day, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have something to show everyone our appreciation!

[ Akira doesn’t seem to get the memo that they’re recording. Thinking that she’s still practicing or whatever, he asks: ]

Hey, do you think we should use ghost peppers for a separate chocolate filling? Not in all of them, but maybe a handful.

Oh, yes! We don’t want those to go to waste.

[ Which she will actually start to place the ghost peppers with some onion and the chocolate on empty dumpling wrappers. As she folds them over carefully and sets them to the side, it should be noted that they look...almost entirely the same as the regular chocolate filled ones from the outside. ]

Stop by and try your luck today with a free stuffed penguin today! Maybe I’ll just let you do all the talking. [ Wait, this is supposed to commemorate the holiday. Whatever. ] Where did you get these aprons, anyway?

I picked them up at the thrift store! I thought we might want to dress the part if we’re cooking for everyone. They’re very unique, aren’t they? I’ve never seen anything like them before!

[ Probably for a good reason. But they're on the Valentine's Day theme, right? ]

They’re perfect.

[ Orihime smiles then turns purposefully to the camera. ]

They’ll be ready soon, so get them while they’re hot!

Wait, were you recording?

[ And then she waves and turns off the feed. ]

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don't

remind me

[ you make this too easy, Sena........ ]

spice up your sex life.

[ INTERNAL SCREAMING ]

i have better things to worry about other than my libido?!

go try that out on akechi if you're that curious!!

i don't think i would be able to test that out if he dies from how hot it is.

good try.

trust me he has a higher chance of survival in hell compared to me

I can't even count how many times ive passed out here it's that bad

i meant ghost pepper chocolate. i haven't seen him eat anything relatively spicy before.

i'm sure that he can live out hell. he's Satan, after all.

[ says the guy who has satan literally living in his body, grumble grumble ]

he's practically an angel compared to you tbh

you guys should've switched places what with how you like it hot and spicy all the time
there's a lot of it here

i don't know, Senya. you haven't seen him bully Yosuke yet.

no, i actually prefer the cold. it's easier to get warm than it is to get cool.

maybe that guy had it coming

but at least you guys seem like you're having fun over there
but don't worry, akiyan
i'll look after akechin for you

it’s more that their personalities clash.

thanks. i know sometimes Goro can be reckless and will hide any injuries, so i appreciate that people are watching his back.

let’s hope you survive long enough for that.

he's faring better than me at least

you uh
try not to die too

i'm dead already.

why else am i trying to kill everyone with ghost peppers? boo.

you haven't found someone for Valentine's?

hasn't crossed my mind

[ lol ]

you really think i have the time for that right now

sometimes, in times of crisis, you realize how important someone is to you.

[ A genuine response. ]

[ it really does sound genuine, damn him ]

of course i know that
i mean if we're talking about the romantic part of vday which is basically what everyone thinks of when they think of a valentine then yeah i don't care about that right now

but when it comes to like
friends?
then ive thought of some people
i guess

Edited 2018-02-20 12:31 (UTC)

people still give chocolates to friends, so it counts to Valentine's.

so you should eat mine.

absolutely
positively
definitely

NOT

you have a lot of takers already, why not cater to them

because all of my friends are deserving of delicious chocolates?

in the shape of penguins?

why only penguins though
could you at least consider the people in other places too?
horses for the people in hell like me

making dumplings in the shape of horses is a little harder, but wouldn't you rather not think about hell horses and the inferno?

penguins will keep you cool if you eat the right one.

but which one is the right one............

you can keep your obligatory chocolate unless you get me white ones
that's it

you can just eat the fresh ones i make. that solves the wheel of fate problem.

white chocolate? you don’t strike me as a sweets person, so this is surprising.

technically white chocolate isn't really chocolate
so it's still fine by me

it's actually been a while since i had chocolate tbh
either white or dark since they're both a bit healthier than regular milk choco
but i still don't want any from you

Edited 2018-02-22 22:23 (UTC)

i wouldn't put dark chocolate at any level with white or milk in terms of health benefits. dark is better by a far margin with rumors of aiding weight loss.

why not? is it because you destroyed a whole year's diet with ice cream back in hell? you've already fallen, so might as well indulge.

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