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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks! This post is the overflow for the post originally found here! Please feel free to make new toplevels or simply shift your threads over.

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[livingdeadgirl]

duly noted O_O
wow
yeah i dont think i can one-up that

[hauntedsavior]

Give it a shot. I still have a lot of ways to get surprised.

[livingdeadgirl]

[hmmmmmm... yeah okay. in response, Ami just sends over a selfie. she still looks mostly human, but the yellow sclera and bright orange ram horns are pretty self-explanatory.]

[hauntedsavior]

Huh.

At least the colors match. Would probably be worse if you had bright green eyes or something.

[livingdeadgirl]

lol i hadnt thought of that
youre not wrong though

[hauntedsavior]

Tell me to shut up if I'm asking too many questions, but like how the fuck do you deal with having horns? Do you have to shave them down like that one guy in the... fuckin' superhero movie, with the demons, you know the one.

[livingdeadgirl]

heckdude?
omg no way i couldnt do that O_O
they are alive!
i cant even imagine how much that would hurt

ive only had them for a couple of weeks
and ive been out in the woods that whole time
so i havent really field tested them with my peer group
but im thinking i will make them into a fashion statement probably
im goth anyway so its not that much of a stretch

[hauntedsavior]

They are? Shit. I thought it would be, like, a rhino horn. That's all dead hair, right?

I might not know anything about rhinos. But I mean, yeah, if you're already goth then this seems like a good thing to lean into. You can accessorize, I guess? Find something that offsets candy corn colors.

[livingdeadgirl]

yeah rhino horns are just made out of keratin
but goat and antelope horns have a core of live bone
with blood supply and nerves and stuff
im inclined to think mine are more like that
since i can kind of feel them?
not directly but
kind of like how you can feel when somethings touching your teeth

[she may have been doing some research on this subject over the past months.]

i guess the nice part is that the orange will go well with black
itll be like halloween every day!
or i might try painting them black at some point
or wrapping them with hair
these are all options

[hauntedsavior]

Holy shit, you really did your research after you got those things. Unless you just happen to know everything there is to know about horns. I'm not putting anything past anyone at this point.

I guess we just gotta work with what they give us, yeah? No matter how totally wild it is. Take the shit and make it, you know, not shit.

[livingdeadgirl]

well ive known i was going to get them for a while
it was less research and more looking things up on wikipedia when i was bored
but yeah that is pretty much the strategy!
"when life gives you lemons paint them black"
- mick jagger

[hauntedsavior]

No yeah that tracks. I'm like 85% sure that's the right line.

Must be nice getting at least some advance warning for weird changes like this. Far as I know I got nobody else here who was like me, so it's all a total surprise. You're invited to whatever party I throw when I find out how fucked up this girl used to/will be.

[livingdeadgirl]

cool i love parties
i will bring some big letters to hang on the wall
"happy existential crisis"