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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks! This post is the overflow for the post originally found here! Please feel free to make new toplevels or simply shift your threads over.

Comments

[reaquila]

Oh my god you're kidding right?

That's lameeeee.

>Toss the book on the ground

I'm not gonna read another page dude.

[livingdeadgirl]

you throw the book on the ground in disgust
although really youre not sure what other sort of book you expected to find in a government building
the books feelings are hurt a little but it is otherwise undamaged

> _

[reaquila]

WHO CARES ABOUT THE BOOKS FEELINGS

What about mine? I'm about to take a nap from reading that stupid textbook

> sleep

[livingdeadgirl]

you curl up on the floor and go to sleep
in your dream you see purple tentacles
and hear a small voice calling for help

eventually you are awoken by a notification
telling you one of your messages has been rated
you find it is now sunset
and also you have floated up to the ceiling in your sleep

> _

[reaquila]

Is this what you meant by cheating having consequences?
How do I get back down omg

>(ノ°Д°）ノ︵ ┻━┻·*:・ﾟ✧

I don't think flipping tables is gonna do anything, but I'm trying.

[livingdeadgirl]

yeah pretty much
you are in an area of the game that the developers didnt fully flesh out
with an ability they didnt expect you to have
frankly if you start running into bugs at this point
you have only yourself to blame ;)

anyway
there are no tables on the ceiling
the nearest table is on the floor
so you descend and flip that
it smashes into the aquarium
releasing several hundred gallons of water
a dozen tropical fish
and a purple octopus
as the octopus wriggles away
you hear a small voice in your mind
it says "thank you"

the fish are not as happy though

> _

[reaquila]

Well shit. I've got no choice but to keep going.

>cheer up the fish

I MAY NOT LIKE BOOKS but the fish did nothing wrong.
they're innocent

save the fish!!

[livingdeadgirl]

the fish are currently suffocating!
its impossible to cheer them up in that state

> _

[reaquila]

>Pay respects to the fish

The fish are the victims here
They deserve a moment of silence!!

[livingdeadgirl]

well they were still alive
but you pay your respects to them anyway
and by the time you are done they have expired
you have gained the title "fish murderer"
it is displayed prominently above your head
probably forever
you also gained +1000 reputation with the octopi though
so theres that

what would you like to do next

> _

[reaquila]

Am I king to the octopi now? That seems a little lame. That title is even lamer.

THE FISH ARE DEAD.

> reset

I have to go back and save them!!! no matter what!!!

[livingdeadgirl]

[this guy must be a hoot at D&D, huh]

are you sure you want to reset?
all progress will be lost!

> y/n

[reaquila]

[Yup...He totally wants to try that again. What a loser. ]

>y

I hope that I can lose this lame title while I'm at it.

[livingdeadgirl]

alright you reset the game i guess
due to a glitch however you retain the title
looks like youll have to redeem yourself somehow before that goes anywhere

you find yourself back in the first area
at the border between forest and city
the sounds of pack animals can be heard to the west
and assorted city noises to the east
there is a message written on the ground here

what will you do?

> _

[reaquila]

Damn, guess it wasn't that easy to get rid of a title.

I should report these bugs to the developers!!

> check status

What if something else went wrong?? I need to know.

[livingdeadgirl]

status screen

name: fish murderer nanashi
hp: 20/20
arms: 2/2
legs: 1/2
flight: off

> _

[reaquila]

hold up when did I lose my other leg

> enable flight

???

I don't know how I'm going to get around dude.