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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks! This post is the overflow for the post originally found here! Please feel free to make new toplevels or simply shift your threads over.

Comments

[darkinferno]

that's not how math works gar

buying more doesn't make your chances of getting anything go up, it's still 1/500 no matter how many crates you have

but stalk him if you want, maybe that'll help the problem

[Clearly there is no issue with this whatsoever]

[thebeastwithout]

what
of course it does
sooner or later you'll buy it 500 times and then you should get it once duh

hey do you know where he lives

((ooc note that this is my pet peeve about people who play gacha games so of course i have to make gar do the thing i hate the most))

[darkinferno]

is there a math prof on this app

we need to get you in remedial probability

no matter how many times you say it, it still isn't gonna be true, it just doesn't work that way

[GAR WHY... why this... the bane of logical gatcha players everywhere]

oh no, if you're planning on stalking him you've gotta do this the right way and track him down yourself

[thebeastwithout]

look i'm on box #193 without the thing i want so
don't dash my dreams man

and i am tracking him down i'm asking his friends
that's basically detective work right there