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hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him.

looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess.

pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever.

that's about it.

wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess.

and that's really it. later.

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I'd rather not, tbh

what? now i gotta fucking know cause you got me curious now

I'll be honest, I'd rather know the story behind the palm tree

you also fucked a palm tree?
darius my man... my dude... my future eskimo brother...

you've got some fucked up kinks

i was talking about the green haired person of indeterminable gender but sure, why not

oh. well what about them?

I don't know, just that they apparently decided a black leather tank top and some kind of weird skirt-shorts combo was a good look

sounds kinda kinky if you ask me
maybe theyre not your cousin but theyre your uh mistress?

sure, why not

what are your thoughts on the upside down bear man?

[Oh, did he neglect to mention that before?]

i'm sorry...

the what man?

the upside down bear man

he's got the body of a bear, but his head is a man's head and chest on upside down

uh
ok now i think youre just pullin my leg???

[There's a good five minute's pause, but that's not really anything unusual, because it often means he's thinking up the perfect retort, and nothing more.]

forget the bear man
now I really might have to kick your ass because of the crap I just remembered

yeah what did you just remember?
also i told you youre welcome to try to kick my ass but its gotta wait till i give the good succ

apparently I WAS in love with that old lady
so thanks for that

I don't even know what her fucking name is but apparently that's what my past self was into

HOLY SHIT
SERIOUSLY?
AND YOU EVEN OFFERED HER FOR ME TO FUCK IF SHE SHOWED UP IN THE CITY
HOLY SHIT DARIUS

jesus, she's not my girlfriend

she's some other dude who happens to look like me's girlfriend

you telling me you wouldnt try to fuck her after finding out that you probably think about her while youre touchin yourself at night?

lame

fuck, no

besides, what if she's some kind of psycho

.... i guess youre right

but the other you or whatever must have seen somethin that tickled his fancy about her
less youre trying to say other you is some kind of psycho?

maybe? I don't remember anything about him

sucks for you?

but boy do i have like the magic memory touch or something?

[there's like a second pause before the next message flashes up]

upside down bear man is your second lover

yeah no, sorry to disappoint but that's just stupid

damn
well cant say i didn't try

I can't blame you for that

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