Magic Broomstick

[blondferret]

Derek Matthews shared a photo. March 6, 2018 near Tisse

OK, I don't normally show the stuff I get from Retrospec on the app unless it is REALLY weird (ex. the owl and the accent). But THIS! THIS IS SO COOL! IT'S A MAGIC FLYING BROOMSTICK! And it's apparently a Nimbus 2001 (no idea if that is a model number or year make) and man it is fast! Can we all just admire the the sleekness of this broom, the foot holds, and I'm pretty sure there is some kind of magical cushion so it doesn't hurt to sit on it!

Comments

[blondferret]

I can't turn things into food. Though I can make inanimate objects grow legs and dance. That spell can also work on living things by the way. I can also put a tickle charm on a person. The magic is fairly random to be honest.

[yakan]

then what use is your magic for
making things dance is fun and all but nothing beats food
you know you might get punched if you tickle people right

[blondferret]

They can't tickle me if I use the full-body bind curse on them. And there is more to magic than food.

[yakan]

so there are curses like that how scary
of course there is there is more to the world than food too but food is great and you cant live without it

[blondferret]

They're useful curses if there are monsters coming at you FYI.

You seem to have an obsession with food. Perhaps you should go eat some and stop being judgmental of my magic.

[yakan]

sure thing
doesnt mean theyre not scary too

im not really being judgmental im more curious
and food is necessary to survive so yeah plus i like it

[blondferret]

The spells I know right now are beginner spells I'm pretty sure. With that in mind, any future spells will be just as "scary." But they're only scary if you don't understand them. Fear is directly link to a lack of understanding. Do you even have an understanding of magic?

[yakan]

not really
but its more
being tied up is pretty scary so imagining being able to be basically paralyzed is whats scary
is what i mean

[blondferret]

The fact that people keep finding THAT spell the scary spell is shocking. I have yet to remember others, but I'm sure there are spells that are much more "scary" by your definition. Which, by the way, your criteria of what is scary is REALLY WEAK.

[yakan]

[ Say that when you've been targeted repeatedly by yakuza and ended up having to run to another continent because of it. ]

its because its similar or reminding of restriction of freedom
people like their freedom

[blondferret]

[Please, Derek is friends with the yakuza. They aren't scary.]

You're making it sound like I would use my magic on innocent bystanders. Do you honestly think I'm that stupid. What gives you the gall to think you have any authority to state your opinion on magical matters when you yourself have said you have no experience with magic?

Also, just because people like their freedom, doesn't mean they deserve it if they are doing something illegal. But don't worry, I help put those people behind bars without using my magic. My job gives me the authority.

[yakan]

[ You have not met the people Kiyoshi's dad works for. Or the enemy gangs. ]

i dont know because i dont know you

how scary

[blondferret]

Do you realize how absolutely THICK you sound?

[yakan]

hm
dont really care

[blondferret]

Then having a discussion with you is an absolute waste of time.

[yakan]

i have heard that before