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- bioshock infinite: elizabeth,
- borderlands: handsome jack,
- bungou stray dogs: chuuya nakahara,
- ffxv: ardyn izunia,
- guilty gear: may,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: dirk strider,
- homestuck: karkat vantas,
- homestuck: roxy lalonde,
- kingdom hearts: larxene,
- kingdom hearts: riku,
- pjo: luke castellan,
- zero escape: akane kurashiki
[ hero complex intensifies ]
aight weve talked about the memollucinations ( im calling them flashbacks bc i never want to type memollucination ever again ) before so w/e about those
now i wanna hear from you folks that had new weird shit happen
im talking physical marks showing up out of nowhere
getting stuff from retrospec
the ability to make gravity your bitch ( or some other weird power thing i guess )
nothings happened to me personally outside of remembering stuff but people are starting to get hurt and im gonna make damn sure it doesnt end up a regular thing
you can share what you remember if you want it might trigger someone elses flashbacks
here i even made a survey
ya welc
[ This can kind of function like an open post if you like! Threadjacking is cool, etc. ]
now i wanna hear from you folks that had new weird shit happen
im talking physical marks showing up out of nowhere
getting stuff from retrospec
the ability to make gravity your bitch ( or some other weird power thing i guess )
nothings happened to me personally outside of remembering stuff but people are starting to get hurt and im gonna make damn sure it doesnt end up a regular thing
you can share what you remember if you want it might trigger someone elses flashbacks
here i even made a survey
ya welc
[ This can kind of function like an open post if you like! Threadjacking is cool, etc. ]
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i will however take suggestions to call it something else granted that the new name is badass
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But the stairs are there, and you gotta go down.
[dirk strider, sbahj's #1 fan in every universe
well except one of them]
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i told you dog
[ Somebody may or may not read SBAHJ. ]
hey arent you that guy that totally wrecks everybody in the robot tournaments?
lemme tell you pal you have made SO many of my students cry bitch tears which is usually something only i can pull off
love your work
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Thanks. I try only to bring to tears those whose hubris demands some eye-gouging and mom-banging.
[This analogy, of course, makes him an avatar of divine justice. Which is itself highly hubristic, which Dirk knows, and which is why he said it.
His irony thing is such a problem]
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[ He'll never get the irony here. Which is a shame. ]
yknow id kill to have someone with your chops in my class
you ever decide to give college a shot ya gotta hit me up
maybe well finally win one of those frickin competitions for once
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My tendency as a student was to behave in a manner that teachers traditionally refer to as 'a goddamned pain in the ass.'
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hey when i was your age i
well when i was your age i was doing lines off the abs of tijuana strippers but SLIGHTLY AFTER i was your age i had the same issue
you know what solved that issue?
2/2
literally nothing solved that issue bc being an asshole is perfectly fine as long as you get shit done
thats how i see it anyway
js my class is balls to the wall but im getting " problems with authority " vibes here and i could literally not give less of a shit what you do as long as you turn your crap in on time
come sit in on a class sometime see what you think
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I was going to say that it's a kind offer but I'm really done with institutional learning at the moment. Then I thought about it and decided that was boring as fuck as a reply.
Beat me in a robot death match and I'll attend one of your classes.
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clappy hasnt gotten any mileage in years i think its time to send him off w a bang
listen this is gonna be some no holds barred shit i want this as ott as possible so bring your a game
tell you what lets make this even more interesting
if you win you can pick anything you want from my collection and ill slap you w five grand to put towards whatever project you want
but if i win you gotta do the class thing AND i want you to work with me on a little project ive had on the side for years now
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your brother said hed dj and make posters for it long as you dont mind crowds
remember dirk im gonna come down on you like the fuckin guitar solo to hot for teacher here
the reason i dont compete in the official tournaments anymore is bc i dont want to compete against my students but reason two is how the last time i won they pulled my medal for some bullshit like " usage of a deadly weapon " or whatever
some people are such sore losers
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Crowds are whatever.
Yeah, yeah, I get it. No Items, Fox Only, Final Destination.
By which I mean we're presumably allowing all weapons and your machine is going to be scrap metal. Tournament rules are pretty unnecessarily restrictive.
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hey now i cant blame tournaments for their sissy rules
where else do the powderpuffs have a chance of getting their shiny new medals?
man i almost feel kinda bad here bc youre SO confident and im gonna have to spike those dreams into the goddamn garbage when i trash you next month
good luck may the best engineer win blah blah pllbbt
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also shittalking you is more fun bc youre not crying right now
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On the inside.
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wait ALSO uh important rule is that we DONT do drones
i mean id be down for a drone battle at some point its just that its a pain in the goddamn ass to get everything set up in a way that doesnt make us pose a menace to society or bluh bluh pllbbbbt
wait nah that doesnt work over text
*fart noises*
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