[ hero complex intensifies ]

[hjack69]

aight weve talked about the memollucinations ( im calling them flashbacks bc i never want to type memollucination ever again ) before so w/e about those

now i wanna hear from you folks that had new weird shit happen
im talking physical marks showing up out of nowhere
getting stuff from retrospec
the ability to make gravity your bitch ( or some other weird power thing i guess )

nothings happened to me personally outside of remembering stuff but people are starting to get hurt and im gonna make damn sure it doesnt end up a regular thing
you can share what you remember if you want it might trigger someone elses flashbacks

here i even made a survey

Name: Age: Occupation: Describe the weird crap you've had to deal with:

ya welc

[ This can kind of function like an open post if you like! Threadjacking is cool, etc. ]

Comments

[splinten]

I've been going with 'hallucinomemories.' It rolls of the tongue and tests well with sample audiences.

[the sample audience is Dave.

also he is failing to fill out the survey??? sorry Jack. he hasn't yet decided if he's willing to put any of it Out There.]

[hjack69]

its the verbal equivalent of falling down stairs and im not about it
i will however take suggestions to call it something else granted that the new name is badass

[splinten]

Sometimes those stairs just need to be fallen down, bro. They might tell you about 'em, they might even warn you.
But the stairs are there, and you gotta go down.

[dirk strider, sbahj's #1 fan in every universe



well except one of them]

[hjack69]

look one day youre going to fall down a flight of verbal stairs and im gonna have to be like i warned you about stairs bro
i told you dog

[ Somebody may or may not read SBAHJ. ]

hey arent you that guy that totally wrecks everybody in the robot tournaments?
lemme tell you pal you have made SO many of my students cry bitch tears which is usually something only i can pull off
love your work

[splinten]

You're the dude my bro and Prompto mentioned, and apparently also a man of literary taste.
Thanks. I try only to bring to tears those whose hubris demands some eye-gouging and mom-banging.

[This analogy, of course, makes him an avatar of divine justice. Which is itself highly hubristic, which Dirk knows, and which is why he said it.

His irony thing is such a problem]

[hjack69]

well i do consider myself a man of wealth and taste

[ He'll never get the irony here. Which is a shame. ]

yknow id kill to have someone with your chops in my class
you ever decide to give college a shot ya gotta hit me up
maybe well finally win one of those frickin competitions for once

[splinten]

You might regret landing yourself with murder charges for that.
My tendency as a student was to behave in a manner that teachers traditionally refer to as 'a goddamned pain in the ass.'

[hjack69]

well considering im personally a gigantic pain in the ass that works out great
hey when i was your age i
well when i was your age i was doing lines off the abs of tijuana strippers but SLIGHTLY AFTER i was your age i had the same issue
you know what solved that issue?

2/2

[hjack69]

nothing
literally nothing solved that issue bc being an asshole is perfectly fine as long as you get shit done
thats how i see it anyway
js my class is balls to the wall but im getting " problems with authority " vibes here and i could literally not give less of a shit what you do as long as you turn your crap in on time

come sit in on a class sometime see what you think

[alienates]

I'm not filling out the survey.
But I got a sickle in the mail?
At first I was weirded out because what kind of sick fuck just sends people weapons through the postal service?
But after thinking about it for a couple of days I have come to the conclusion that it is sweet as fuck.
Holy shit! Do you have any idea how fucking awesome sickles are?
What is even the point of literally any other type of stabby thing??
Fuck knives! You should be carving up your roast beef with a goddamn sickle.

[darkinferno]

it might roll off the tongue but that's only because the rest of the mouth is having night terrors at the thought of having to say it that many times

let's find something shorter than seven syllables

it's lame, but "flash" might work

we don't know if they're flashbacks of memory or flashes of hallucination yet so

[shrugs????]

[hjack69]

what seriously?
like
is it a familiar sickle or are you really good at using it for no reason or
i mean thats actually totally rad but just for posteritys sake

[tearable]

[ Is this physical mark a call out post to her??? Rude. ]

Do you believe people will so willingly fill out a public survey?

[hjack69]

well that was optional just in case somebody didnt know where to start
i notice you didnt fill it out either
i thought we were friends liz

1/2

[tearable]

Friends like to keep secrets. :)

2/2

[tearable]

I think we're very good friends. Friends that transcends filling out a form.

[hjack69]

liz im getting " it puts the lotion on its skin " vibes here

[tearable]

How do you go from genuine niceness to creepy serial killer?

[alienates]

After I got over how creepy it is that an app company mailed me a weapon?
Yeah actually.
It felt like it actually belonged to me even though I am pretty sure I would remember ever owning this fucking awesome death machine?

[hjack69]

were friends jack :)
best friends :)
best friends keep secrets :)
were the bestest friends ever :)
we transcend friendship :)
come help me clean my basement with the door that locks on the outside :)

[tearable]

Has there been someone who has experienced physical issues?

[ SHE'S BEING VAGUE, BUT — aka someone other than her. ]

[daemonized]

Taking the initiative, I see. Personally, I prefer "phantasmagoria". [By now, you probably realize that's a joke, because. Ardyn.]

Am I required to fill out this form? More importantly, someone's been injured?

[hjack69]

besides the one confirmed case i know about ive heard bits and pieces suggesting people have been dealing w some stuff
the one case ive personally confirmed so i know its not a hoax
thought having something public might let folks know theyre not the only ones dealing with crap yknow?

[parodeity]

dave strider
17
assistant manager @ the flower shop also a student ig
my hallucinomemories make no goddamn sense
flashbacks is cool but it isnt needlessly complex enough honestly
we need to stick with the theme of all of this being way too damn complex

[hjack69]

look the form isnt REQUIRED its just yknow something i thought would help but what do I KNOW
and yeah someones been
well its less a fresh injury and more something that showed up semi-healed?
i told them to talk to you if they wanted to