[ hero complex intensifies ]

[hjack69]

aight weve talked about the memollucinations ( im calling them flashbacks bc i never want to type memollucination ever again ) before so w/e about those

now i wanna hear from you folks that had new weird shit happen
im talking physical marks showing up out of nowhere
getting stuff from retrospec
the ability to make gravity your bitch ( or some other weird power thing i guess )

nothings happened to me personally outside of remembering stuff but people are starting to get hurt and im gonna make damn sure it doesnt end up a regular thing
you can share what you remember if you want it might trigger someone elses flashbacks

here i even made a survey

Name: Age: Occupation: Describe the weird crap you've had to deal with:

ya welc

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Comments

[hjack69]

wow thats
idk probably not THE WEIRDEST thing ive heard but thats
i cant believe i hear about kitten bushes or w/e and im like " oh yeah thats not so bad "
have you tried growing kittens yet

[chiseler]

unless they also decide to send me teeth in the mail there will be no kitten bushes in recolle
I hate that I can type that and have it make sense. but yeah, they grew out of teeth? like saber tooth tiger teeth from a museum
if anybody has an explanation I'd definitely love to hear it

[hjack69]

the explanation is you should let me have a free round at your bar
you got me all excited for kitten trees and cant deliver and now im emotionally compromised
also i remember being on a train that blew up so basically i win

[chiseler]

now see normally I'd say "hell no" because I need to make money somehow but I want to hear about this exploding train
call it a fair trade you can cash in, free round for a free story about what other weird shit you've remembered

[hjack69]

then im gonna need a round for each memory bc that shit is NUTS
i also owned the train??
and there were attacking robots
there were ROBOTS attacking NINJA CYBORGS
im friggin laughing bc all of this is so insane but i remember it like it was yesterday

havent even gone into the diamond horses yet

[chiseler]

I have so many questions and right now I think my biggest one is who let you own a train? isn't that kind of a big deal? and isn't a cyborg the same as a robot?
...you know what. come by whenever. I'll make something really strong and pretend that all of this shit isn't totally unbelievable

[hjack69]

nah see a robot doesnt necessarily have a human shape while a cyborg does
this guy was like
i mean i dont KNOW if he was a cyborg or just wearing a mondo badass suit
( i dont even know if it was a he honestly )
but he had a frickin sweet laser sword and thats all that really matters

you got it chief
keep the good shit cold for me

[chiseler]

can't say I've ever met a cyborg or a robot so I'll take your word for it and pretend it sounds even remotely possible
on the other hand I'd love a laser sword. that sounds pretty awesome

but roger that, I'll do my best