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[hjack69]

aight weve talked about the memollucinations ( im calling them flashbacks bc i never want to type memollucination ever again ) before so w/e about those

now i wanna hear from you folks that had new weird shit happen
im talking physical marks showing up out of nowhere
getting stuff from retrospec
the ability to make gravity your bitch ( or some other weird power thing i guess )

nothings happened to me personally outside of remembering stuff but people are starting to get hurt and im gonna make damn sure it doesnt end up a regular thing
you can share what you remember if you want it might trigger someone elses flashbacks

here i even made a survey

Name: Age: Occupation: Describe the weird crap you've had to deal with:

ya welc

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Comments

[hjack69]

i mean screaming and waving your arms around like noodles always worked for me?
thats what i did before i bought a knife
makes people think you know kung fu
anyway howre they gonna know its a shank?
those things are kinda like the predator of the knife world you dont even see them coming

but no i will DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER show you how to make a knife out of newspaper that would just be
man thatd be pretty irresponsible of me huh
even if you show up around my class sometime and ask in person im not doing it kemosabe

[alienates]

I am not a shank expert I don't know all the inner workings and etiquette of the shanking world.
Also wouldn't screaming like that just make you look stupid??
I know that's the point but still.

But alright.
I will definitely not go to that campus with the intention of asking you to teach me how to make a shank.
That is a thing that I have zero plans on doing so we are both on the same page here. Got it.

[hjack69]

well considering where i lived as a kid the only alternatives were throwing rocks rattlesnakes or THE WORD OF THE LORD at people instead
noodle arms was all i had

and thats good bc i dont know ANY other cool stuff either like at ALL
nothing useful for a young go getter like yourself since you flatter me and i like you for that

[alienates]

While I would take the rattlesnakes over the Bible fuckers, I see your point.
Noodle arms does seem like a better alternative even if you are more likely to get stabbed in that one.

I am so very disappointed by this turn of events and that I am going to get absolutely nothing from this conversation.
Thank you for being such a good adult figure, man.