[ hero complex intensifies ]

[hjack69]

aight weve talked about the memollucinations ( im calling them flashbacks bc i never want to type memollucination ever again ) before so w/e about those

now i wanna hear from you folks that had new weird shit happen
im talking physical marks showing up out of nowhere
getting stuff from retrospec
the ability to make gravity your bitch ( or some other weird power thing i guess )

nothings happened to me personally outside of remembering stuff but people are starting to get hurt and im gonna make damn sure it doesnt end up a regular thing
you can share what you remember if you want it might trigger someone elses flashbacks

here i even made a survey

Name: Age: Occupation: Describe the weird crap you've had to deal with:

ya welc

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[parodeity]

dave strider
17
assistant manager @ the flower shop also a student ig
my hallucinomemories make no goddamn sense
flashbacks is cool but it isnt needlessly complex enough honestly
we need to stick with the theme of all of this being way too damn complex

[hjack69]

etc etc falling down all these verbal stairs
afaik theres no real connection between anybodys occupations or ages or w/e except were all on this network thingadoo
the hms ( hallucinomemories ) are getting crazier and crazier tho

[parodeity]

holy shit
you read sbahj????????

also hms is a reasonable compromise and sounds like a thing we could talk about in public with only vaguely baffled looks coming our way

[hjack69]

one of my students showed it to me when i kinda showed up behind him while he was ignoring one of my lectures and said id give him a ton of extra credit if he could show everybody what he was reading and explain why it was funny
he gave up halfway through
i check in now and then to see if anything new went up

also your brother and i are having an insane robot deathmatch you should dj for
ill give you 2 hundred if you can make it badass

[parodeity]

good to know im still raking in fans of all walks of life
soon ill have to beat them off with a stick
maybe kick them out of the way as i roll down the streets

im in
i can definitely make it badass
are you guys announcing it and having a ton of people come b/c you should

[hjack69]

youre doing gods work kid

and idk whether or not your bro is into crowds but id be into it
if we do we gotta make posters tho
if only we knew somebody with mspaint skills

[parodeity]

he would be because id find it fun
so hed be chill w it
especially if i promise to do some horses and unicorns on the posters
which i will DEFINITELY make

[ dave strider is still 100% secure in the fact his big brother would do mostly anything for him. hopefully things stay that way! ]

[hjack69]

man thats great how you guys get along
wish me and my brother had that

[ QUELLE NPC SURPRISE. but you know w/e. ]

can you make one of them a diamond unicorn w two horns?
ya know hms stuff
i actually kinda like hms i think im stickin with it

[parodeity]

yeah it is
but i mean i guess maybe it has to do with our family set up
2 pairs of twins and the same gender kids sharing rooms for like
eons
which could combine to make us all hate one another but just did not?

i can make one of them a diamond unicorn w two horns yes
and i like hms as a shorthand for hallucinomemories
lets make it a trend
if we shout it loud enough everyone else will follow our coolkid moves

[hjack69]

TWO pairs of twins??
jesus your parents really got the buck for their bang huh
havent seen him in a while but ive got an identical twin somewhere doing
idk actually
hope hes not dead

hms is gonna be a Thing
where doing it man
were MAKING THIS HAPEN

i may have fucked up the already fucked up spelling/grammar there
kinda cool to know im talking to the author tho
you have permission to use my beautiful visage in sbahj if you want

[parodeity]

yeah
rox and dirk are twins & i have a twin sister too
so were 2 fraternal sets
roxy is around on the network as well but my sis isnt

lets DO this thing
lets make this shit work

you missed a where but hey
im not gonna judge
and maybe i will use your visage in my next strip
im thinking im gonna do an entire arc about ponies
for dirk
because he misses them

[hjack69]

wow that means ive talked to almost all of your sibs and every single one has trolled me at some point
guess it runs in the family huh

if im riding a pony it has to be the diamond one
i wonder what its name would be
idk id probably name it something stupid to make myself laugh
your brother is a big fan of ponies huh
you know his drawing made me remember the diamond ones so pass my thanks

[parodeity]

lmao have we
we do have some seriously similar personality traits yes

ass courier
in the rough
caboose cuddler
idk
also yeah hes super into horses

[hjack69]

ass courier is close
idk ill have to think on it
ill call my imaginary diamond horse comic sans as a placeholder name i think its fitting

[parodeity]

comic sans is the best placeholder name
and im def gonna make comic sans a oneshot character in sbahj
look forward to it man