[ hero complex intensifies ]

[hjack69]

aight weve talked about the memollucinations ( im calling them flashbacks bc i never want to type memollucination ever again ) before so w/e about those

now i wanna hear from you folks that had new weird shit happen
im talking physical marks showing up out of nowhere
getting stuff from retrospec
the ability to make gravity your bitch ( or some other weird power thing i guess )

nothings happened to me personally outside of remembering stuff but people are starting to get hurt and im gonna make damn sure it doesnt end up a regular thing
you can share what you remember if you want it might trigger someone elses flashbacks

here i even made a survey

Name: Age: Occupation: Describe the weird crap you've had to deal with:

ya welc

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[hjack69]

half mast before i even hit the end of that first sentence
love a good flatterer
if i get a diamond pony you can ride it

idk could you hit on somebody if they were like
totally gross?
im talking greasy im talking snaggletoothed im talking bo out the wazoo
what if they called your bluff
what if you had to play gay chicken to keep up the act or totally lose all intimidation factor

see now you gotta tell me what youd do im curious

[doublesmall]

you're welcome. :* I'll hold you to that

and shit, I don't know, I've probably done that drunk but doing it on purpose is a completely different story. maybe the solution is to just only make hot enemies, you know? must be at LEAST an 8 to be worthy of my enmity, 9s are rival status, 10 puts you on the archenemy level. problem solved.

[hjack69]

yknow you might actually be onto something here
filter out all your enemies by hotness and boneability
like if youre a five or below im not even gonna spit on you
six thru eight if its enmity you want ill shake your bouncing booty
nines and tens get the option to fight naked possibly in jello or mud

[doublesmall]

exactly

then you'll never have that kind of problem because nobody you're fighting is unattractive

...well, I guess exceptions might have to be made sometimes, but those are just the breaks, right? hire that shit out to other people, maybe.