CAPE!!!

[unreasons]

Astin Beaufort shared a photo. 3/7 near Recolle

SO! I got this claim slip in the mail and it turned out to be this AWESOME CAPE. Look at how cute it is. I'm fucking dying. Did mymy other self wear this? Because it's pretty awesome. Even the old me had good taste, obviously!

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[unreasons]

u can't see me but i'm making dramatic gestures with my cape

bc i have a cape and it's awesome

[hauntedsavior]

No, trust me, I can feel you being dramatic from here. I'm sure you'll be the talk of the table whenever you play B&B or whatever again.

[unreasons]

maybe if you're lucky i'll let u try my cape on

[hauntedsavior]

Wow, really. Do you mean it. I can't wait.

[unreasons]

i would never lie to u about anything so serious

[hauntedsavior]

Again: I know. Trust me. I know how you operate by now. As dramatically as possible.

In fact, I know someone else like you, now that I think about it.

[unreasons]

Really? Are they as cool as me?

Also one day i'm gonna show up at your door in the cape and tell you we're going on an adventure

[hauntedsavior]

Cooler. Except for where she hits on me a lot. You're cooler than her for that.

Please don't.

[unreasons]

huh who is this cool person? inquiring minds wanna know

what if the adventure is chocolate and junk food?

[hauntedsavior]

Soleil. Can't imagine you'd know her.

I do like that you separated chocolate and junk food. I'll consider it.

[unreasons]

Soleil? Soleil BEAUFORT? She's my older sister!

uh yeah chocolate is good for you, duh.

[hauntedsavior]

Huh. Yeah, I guess so. Never paid much attention to her last name on here because I know her so well from all the times she'd break her shit and call tech support to try to fix it.

Your sister has a girl problem. That's not related to the chocolate, I just wanted to say it.

[unreasons]

no wonder she's always complaining about her laptop isn't working. i can't believe she'd do that to you!

well yes i can

but i'm so sorry -.-;;; you must think i'm the same kinda thirsty bitch

[hauntedsavior]

Why would I think that? What, siblings have to be identical to each other?

You're both enormous dorks, but I don't think you're a thirsty bitch. Or whatever the gender-neutral form of bitch is.

[unreasons]

i dunno! i just worried that maybe you wouldn't like me.

awww thanks ♥! i mean bitch is gender neutral as far as i'm concerned

[hauntedsavior]

If I didn't like you, I wouldn't have warned you about hurting yourself with my sword. Pretty small list of people I'll let myself be guilty of manslaughter for.

Glad to get clarification from the premier genderfucker.

[unreasons]

gender is a fuck, reality is a hologram

live life how you want and enjoy it and anyone who tells you not to can fuck themselves imho

[hauntedsavior]

Maybe lay off the "reality isn't real" jokes until we're sure we live in reality, yeah?

Not a bad philosophy. Been working for me the past six or seven years. See, shit like this is how you get to be friends with me.

[unreasons]

okay good point

are we friends now?! omg ;3;

[hauntedsavior]

I'm holding a conversation with you and haven't insulted you in a while. Let's not go crazy here.

[unreasons]

Okay, okay. Fond acquaintance.

[hauntedsavior]

Regular acquaintance.

[unreasons]

my heart is breaking ;w;

[hauntedsavior]

That face only works on me once.

[unreasons]

you're so cold to me Anna, sheesh

love ya anyway~