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[redarm]

holy fuck did they change the bus routes?
ive been on this bus for 3 hours and were nowhere near school!!
so i guess im gonna be late for all my classes. shit.
fuck you transit system

[AND THEN, TWO MINUTES LATER, AN ADDITION]

yeah ok so were driving up into some mountains now so
theres a chance i got on the wrong bus.

[And this is why he should never ever leave Timcanpy at home.

If there's anyone else riding the bus to Magatus this fine weekday morning? There's a hot topicy teenage boy with a backpack looking very much like he hadn't packed for a weekend in the mountains WHOOPS.]

Comments

[tarotcards]

That could have been a picture that you took some other time you got lost.

Take a selfie with your right finger in left ear with that background.

[redarm]

[ANOTHER PICTURE.

It's a selfie in the same background. But except of Noah doing that with his finger, he's giving a middle finger near his left ear.]

[tarotcards]

Well, that's not very nice at all

[redarm]

id care but im a little busy freezing my arse off and hoping no monsters find me.

[tarotcards]

When is the next bus?

[redarm]

dantes coming to pick me up
should be here in 2-3 hours

[tarotcards]

That's a long wait.

Are you going to be okay? It's pretty cold out.

[redarm]

no idea. well see.
if i die, timcanpy gets my stuff.

[tarotcards]

Noah, nooooo, you have so much to live for. Don't walk into the light!

[redarm]

but it looks so warm!!

[tarotcards]

The fires of hell are also warm but would you walk into that?

[redarm]

when you put it that way?
yes
it sounds metal as fuck.

[tarotcards]

I'm going to pray for the salvation of your soul at church this Sunday

[redarm]

thats ok
pretty sure i dont believe in god anyway.

[tarotcards]

It's okay, Noah, I'll save you from walking into the fires of hell

[redarm]

oh yeah
thats really reassuring




is that person ok?

[tarotcards]

I'm 20% sure that he's okay

[redarm]

....
well im only 10% sure im ok on any given day so
pretty good odds.

[tarotcards]

Have you considered carrying around a bunch of good luck charms with you to increase those odds?

[redarm]

pretty sure that wont really help.

[tarotcards]

You won't know until you try

I recommend getting at least ten different good luck charms and getting onto a random bus to see if it works

[redarm]

thats a fucking awful idea.

[tarotcards]

Why is it an awful idea?

[redarm]

cause i dont wanna end up in random places again??

[tarotcards]

You won't if you have at least ten different good luck charms