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[redarm]

holy fuck did they change the bus routes?
ive been on this bus for 3 hours and were nowhere near school!!
so i guess im gonna be late for all my classes. shit.
fuck you transit system

[AND THEN, TWO MINUTES LATER, AN ADDITION]

yeah ok so were driving up into some mountains now so
theres a chance i got on the wrong bus.

[And this is why he should never ever leave Timcanpy at home.

If there's anyone else riding the bus to Magatus this fine weekday morning? There's a hot topicy teenage boy with a backpack looking very much like he hadn't packed for a weekend in the mountains WHOOPS.]

Comments

[tarotcards]

I'm 20% sure that he's okay

[redarm]

....
well im only 10% sure im ok on any given day so
pretty good odds.

[tarotcards]

Have you considered carrying around a bunch of good luck charms with you to increase those odds?

[redarm]

pretty sure that wont really help.

[tarotcards]

You won't know until you try

I recommend getting at least ten different good luck charms and getting onto a random bus to see if it works

[redarm]

thats a fucking awful idea.

[tarotcards]

Why is it an awful idea?

[redarm]

cause i dont wanna end up in random places again??

[tarotcards]

You won't if you have at least ten different good luck charms

[redarm]

pass.

[tarotcards]

Noah plz :(

[redarm]

nope

try taking your lucky charms elsewhere.

[tarotcards]

Blast.

Now what am I going to do with the 500 pairs of horseshoes that I accidentally won on eBay?

[redarm]

start a horseshoe throwing stall.

[tarotcards]

That's a good idea but it just gave me a better one.

How about dodgeball but with horseshoes instead?

[redarm]

only if you wanna kill people.

[tarotcards]

I wouldn't be killing people. I'd just be helping with their dodging skills.

If they can dodge a horseshoe, they can dodge anything.

[redarm]

and if they arent able to dodge?

[tarotcards]

They'll learn.

They'll have to.

[redarm]

so cold...