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[redarm]

holy fuck did they change the bus routes?
ive been on this bus for 3 hours and were nowhere near school!!
so i guess im gonna be late for all my classes. shit.
fuck you transit system

[AND THEN, TWO MINUTES LATER, AN ADDITION]

yeah ok so were driving up into some mountains now so
theres a chance i got on the wrong bus.

[And this is why he should never ever leave Timcanpy at home.

If there's anyone else riding the bus to Magatus this fine weekday morning? There's a hot topicy teenage boy with a backpack looking very much like he hadn't packed for a weekend in the mountains WHOOPS.]

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[darkinferno]

[...you know, he was talking with Freya while she was on a bus.

And in the mountains.

In the cold.]

what the fuck noah

[redarm]

what??
i just got on the bus same as always!

[And didn't notice for 3 hours it was the wrong bus]

[darkinferno]

for THREE HOURS?

[Yeah, too bad, he's calling that one out.]

[redarm]

who keeps track of time on a bus?
i was playing a game.

[darkinferno]

[HE'S STILL JUDGING YOU, NOAH.]

look

if you get off the bus now i'll come get you

otherwise have fun with the next four hours and your weekend trip

[redarm]

what??
you want to have them dump me on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere?

[darkinferno]

well i'm not driving 14 hours so it's either wait on the side of the road for a couple hours or be stuck on the bus another 11 hours

IF it even comes back today

[redarm]

[UUUUUGH]

fine
but if i get eaten by a monster or freeze to death
im haunting your arse.

[darkinferno]

i'm pretty sure you can take care of any monsters that come your way

i'll be there in a bit. try not to burn your phone battery out before i get there

[redarm]

yeah but my claw only lasts for so long. [LIKE FIVE TO TEN MINUTES TOPS]

fine ill go ask the bus driver to drop me off.

[Dante are you sure this is a good idea.]

[darkinferno]

then don't activate it unless you need to

once you're off the bus, send me your location. i'm headed to the car now

[redarm]

ok hold on.

[.........................]

theres a road and some pine trees?
and a mountain.

[WHAT IS GPS???]

[darkinferno]

[Noah............. Noah pls............]

open a maps app, it doesn't matter which one. maps, waze, google maps, i don't care

let it figure out where you are and screencap that and send it to me

either that or go to my contact card in your phone and hit "share my location" so i can find you easier

[redarm]

[Well that second option sounds easier, so Noah will do just that. ]

ok. shared my location.

[darkinferno]

got it, i'll be there soon

[redarm]

alright.

[A PAUSE]

thanks.

→ action

[darkinferno]

[It's going to take Dante a little bit of time to figure out where he's even going at first--he certainly hadn't taken any trips into the mountains before all this started--but give him a couple hours and Noah will be able to see the black car as it cruises into sight, a familiar face behind the wheel. Dante can't help but shake his head as he catches sight of the boy near the side of the road. Noah, your lack of directional skills is incredible, honestly...

Oh well. Lucky he'd been able to skive off classes and come rescue him. Dante pulls up on the side of the road, hazards flashing, and rolls down the passenger window.]

Hey. Ready to head back?

[redarm]

[ Luck must be on their side, as no monsters come by while Noah waits for Dante. Instead, he just looks like a Popsicle. He has a coat and gloves on, but they weren't really made for the cold mountain air.

So when Dante approaches? He's moving fast for that passenger door. LET HIM IN ]

Fuck yeah, it's fucking freezing out here.