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holy fuck did they change the bus routes?
ive been on this bus for 3 hours and were nowhere near school!!
so i guess im gonna be late for all my classes. shit.
fuck you transit system

[AND THEN, TWO MINUTES LATER, AN ADDITION]

yeah ok so were driving up into some mountains now so
theres a chance i got on the wrong bus.

[And this is why he should never ever leave Timcanpy at home.

If there's anyone else riding the bus to Magatus this fine weekday morning? There's a hot topicy teenage boy with a backpack looking very much like he hadn't packed for a weekend in the mountains WHOOPS.]

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lmao what did you even do

i just got on the bus!

and it took you three hours to be like

"hey wait where am i"

i was playing a game!

for three hours??

my statement still stands

[..........]

it was an addictive game...

holy

shit

i'm impressed

what???

i've never heard of anyone having a lack of attention to their surroundings that measures up to this story

oh shut up.
im sure it happens all the time.

this is the first time i have ever heard about anyone doing this

then maybe you need to get out more!

[Says the guy who is clueless to 95% of memes and whats popular.]

are you asking me to associate with the kind of people who don't notice that they're on the wrong bus for multiple hours

because that's a hard no from me

hey hey nothing wrong with a little wandering from time to time. even if you don't realise youre wandering.

they could be great people.

three hours is not "a little"

its only 1/8th of a day.
thats not much.

180 minutes

10,800 seconds

180 minutes out of 1440. not that bad.

over 10% of your day

oh like you never waste 10% of your day.

by the time someone gets you and brings you back it's going to be at least 30%

more like 20%

mathematically incorrect

what? no

10% of your day getting lost + 10% coming back = 20% of your day.

you’re not accounting for the time you have to wait for someone to come get you