backdated 3/7

[livingimpaired]

My eBay account got suspended.

I have not used eBay in awhile so I guess I don't know the proper protocol for someone outbidding you for a cursed doll. Cursed with either a violent curse or a child's soul. The seller didn't specify.

It is not proper etiquette to e-mail the person you were bidding against and ask them to sell it to you rather than use it for their BuzzFeed article. Or let them be aware that you were honestly hoping it had some soul trapped in it to give it to friends in the hope that it will come to life in the middle of the night to do whatever cursed dolls do.

Who knew. I thought we were both cursed doll enthusiasts.

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[livingimpaired]

As you say.

Then I hope you only do what makes you happy.

[playdolls]

It's none of your business!!!

[ Raaaaugh!!! Hiffy cat hiffs. ]

[livingimpaired]

Of course not.
We're not yet friends. :)

[playdolls]

Not even close.

[livingimpaired]

Annoying meddler and the stray cat?

[playdolls]

Creepy guy on ebay and a beloved local mortician.

[livingimpaired]

I'm no longer on eBay so that no longer works.
I suppose that simply makes me creepy restaurant owner and beloved local mortician.

[playdolls]

Why would you ever go into hospitality?

[livingimpaired]

To fulfill my father's dying wish.

[playdolls]

I assume you let someone more likable run the front of the house.

[livingimpaired]

Surprising, I'm actually fairly respected at my restaurant. It is mostly that I act slightly different in my shop than online or privately. But I do have a very likable employee. I daresay few could dislike him.

[playdolls]

Unlikely.

[ To all of that. ]

[livingimpaired]

But only just.

[playdolls]

You're going to tell me the food's good either way, aren't you.

[livingimpaired]

Only if you like spicy food.

[playdolls]

You didn't strike me as spicy.

[ rimshot #notfunny ]

[livingimpaired]

I suppose I come off very lukewarm.

[playdolls]

Depressing, even.

[livingimpaired]

Dour, lame, boring?

[playdolls]

All very apt!

[livingimpaired]

Wonderful.

[playdolls]

You've made a terrible impression, I hope you're happy.

[ Maybe not the right turn of phrase, after rejecting the concept themselves. ]

[livingimpaired]

Ecstatic, really.
Since are having quite the friendly repertoire despite it.

[playdolls]

Just because I didn't get bored doesn't make it friendly.

[livingimpaired]

What does it make it?