retrospec | (no subject)

retrospec's got no sense of respect. I got all these employees who keep forgetting who the fuck they are. some of them got lucky and remembered but then others are like the hell is that app, boss? look - the inconsistency is a real kick in the dick. I don't mind employing people who don't know anything about all of this nonsense, but i at least like to know what to expect. not just like russian roulette on coming to work and hoping everyones still got all their memories in tact.

its bad enough that I gotta keep paying taxes and shit though Im gonna be real that feels like some kinda karmatic retribution for inventing sales tax.
(i may have ruined the 1980s japanese economy?? sorry japan)

anyway the point is -- and there is a point -- i used to have a really great manager but shes busy with school and having a future and not worrying about giant ass monsters and weird memory trauma so i need someone else. or maybe like a night manager and a day manager that might be better. for those of you who dont know, i own club sunshine. its a host/hostess/please someone invent a gender neutral term for this club but my old day manager basically helped me with errands and buying/inventory bullshit not really actual host stuff

youll get to work with a bunch of good kids and im flexible with hours and also understand when suddenly the world is breaking in half because why wouldnt it do that
also theres booze
for after hours dont do drugs stay in school

oh and if its your life long dream with chat up people for good money or something you can also apply to do that
it is $$$ and ill punch anyone who looks at you funny

okay thats it please send me your resumes or something

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i have unfortunately accepted the fact i cant be in five places at once
but praying to retrospec thats my next power
its not accepting defeat so much as regrouping for later
strategy

whatever helps you sleep at night. don't make me have to work my way into your workers' confidence to know when you're doing too much.

if you had met me before i became a doctor, i would have loved to do the sort of work you're talking about, though. sounds like fun.
am i allowed to stop by and talk to you, though?

that threat feels very real
i can see ya doing that and im not sure if thats flattering or kinda devious
both?
its both

you could always do it like a moonlightin thing
show up
become the best hostess ever win all the hearts
and move on
like cummerbund masquerade

but if you wanna come talk to me you can
i dont usually host but i guess i could special for you

you don't even have to host and make it official. maybe i just feel like it's been too long since we got to sit down and connect, hm? what with everything being confused last month. nothing needs to be fancy when you're visiting a friend.