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[sotenbori]

retrospec's got no sense of respect. I got all these employees who keep forgetting who the fuck they are. some of them got lucky and remembered but then others are like the hell is that app, boss? look - the inconsistency is a real kick in the dick. I don't mind employing people who don't know anything about all of this nonsense, but i at least like to know what to expect. not just like russian roulette on coming to work and hoping everyones still got all their memories in tact.

its bad enough that I gotta keep paying taxes and shit though Im gonna be real that feels like some kinda karmatic retribution for inventing sales tax.
(i may have ruined the 1980s japanese economy?? sorry japan)

anyway the point is -- and there is a point -- i used to have a really great manager but shes busy with school and having a future and not worrying about giant ass monsters and weird memory trauma so i need someone else. or maybe like a night manager and a day manager that might be better. for those of you who dont know, i own club sunshine. its a host/hostess/please someone invent a gender neutral term for this club but my old day manager basically helped me with errands and buying/inventory bullshit not really actual host stuff

youll get to work with a bunch of good kids and im flexible with hours and also understand when suddenly the world is breaking in half because why wouldnt it do that
also theres booze
for after hours dont do drugs stay in school

oh and if its your life long dream with chat up people for good money or something you can also apply to do that
it is $$$ and ill punch anyone who looks at you funny

okay thats it please send me your resumes or something

Comments

[lingeringwill]

you know what you're right, I AM a good kid

[sotenbori]

damn straight you are anyone would be honored to work with you

[lingeringwill]

i wish i could ask you to promote me but i dunno if I'm cut out for much more than flirting and making drinks

[erythristic]

i'm glad you're hiring someone instead of running yourself into the ground, goro. here i was thinking i'd have to start scolding you.

[sotenbori]

i have unfortunately accepted the fact i cant be in five places at once
but praying to retrospec thats my next power
its not accepting defeat so much as regrouping for later
strategy

[erythristic]

whatever helps you sleep at night. don't make me have to work my way into your workers' confidence to know when you're doing too much.

if you had met me before i became a doctor, i would have loved to do the sort of work you're talking about, though. sounds like fun.
am i allowed to stop by and talk to you, though?

[judgementkazzy]

You have my endorsement.

I can confirm Majima's a great boss.
I don't work for him, but it's true.

[sotenbori]

hey kiryu-chan you wanna be a host

[judgementkazzy]

I don't think I'm cut out for it.
I don't know if I could handle being on the other side after being a customer for so long.

[thesettingsun]

You're one of the best bosses anyone could ever have in their life. I'll definitely endorse you.

[sotenbori]

i'm not looking for endorsements!! just applicants

[thesettingsun]

Sorry, I already have this really great job working as your finance guy.

[angealwings]

If there's errands that need running until somebody fills up the position, I can probably take up some of them.

[ Will Andrew stop feeling bad that he was missing for a month? PROBABLY NOT YET. ]

[sotenbori]

this is why i love you guys so much `.)

[floret]

That was you??
If I ever get to talk to them again, my parents are going to be so mad.

[sotenbori]

"ever get to talk to them again"? what happened to your parents?

[compendiem]

[ Minato probably has absolutely no business being a manager and should not be let within 100 meters of a club, but he has to ask this very important question anyways ]

What's the pay?

[sotenbori]

decent
arent you like 15 though

[ theyve covered this before...come on majima ]

[me_matey]

dude u should get kiryu to manage. he's good at stuff like that right?

[sotenbori]

yeah but consider he makes a fuck ton of money as a real estate broker

[coinflipped]

Sorry I lost my memory once...

[sotenbori]

eh? dont apologize it aint your fault

[notbunaga]

geez
it’s times like this im glad im not an employer

[sotenbori]

does anyone else on retrospec work at the arcade?

[ is she even still at the arcade.... ]

[hauntedsavior]

I can't manage people for shit but I'm into being a host for a change from all this tech support customer service I've been doing. Name's Anna. I know Rose and she's been saying a lot of good stuff about your place and the work you do.

You serious about the whole resume thing? Because I can type one up. I didn't expect there to be, like, a normal application process.