retrospec | (no subject)

retrospec's got no sense of respect. I got all these employees who keep forgetting who the fuck they are. some of them got lucky and remembered but then others are like the hell is that app, boss? look - the inconsistency is a real kick in the dick. I don't mind employing people who don't know anything about all of this nonsense, but i at least like to know what to expect. not just like russian roulette on coming to work and hoping everyones still got all their memories in tact.

its bad enough that I gotta keep paying taxes and shit though Im gonna be real that feels like some kinda karmatic retribution for inventing sales tax.
(i may have ruined the 1980s japanese economy?? sorry japan)

anyway the point is -- and there is a point -- i used to have a really great manager but shes busy with school and having a future and not worrying about giant ass monsters and weird memory trauma so i need someone else. or maybe like a night manager and a day manager that might be better. for those of you who dont know, i own club sunshine. its a host/hostess/please someone invent a gender neutral term for this club but my old day manager basically helped me with errands and buying/inventory bullshit not really actual host stuff

youll get to work with a bunch of good kids and im flexible with hours and also understand when suddenly the world is breaking in half because why wouldnt it do that
also theres booze
for after hours dont do drugs stay in school

oh and if its your life long dream with chat up people for good money or something you can also apply to do that
it is $$$ and ill punch anyone who looks at you funny

okay thats it please send me your resumes or something

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thanks boss

i am the masculinity of club sunshine incarnate and i take my job very seriously

you might have some competition for that title

I'll kick their ass!

showdown in the club
it could be a whole new angle for us!
i mean, whats better than men ripping off their shirts an' fighting, really?

you want me to pound another man for the enjoyment of our guests?

damn terra keep this thread safe for work

but we're discussing work so...?

yeah but if you make it too steamy its not safe anymore
there are children on this app

there's nothing inappropriate about talking about laying it in hard to another guy

are ya even listening to yourself?

I'm just trying to make it clear that whoever this guy is I'm gonna have him on the floor giving himself up to me in no time

making me the most masculine person in the club

theres nothin more manly than two dudes going at it its true

[ thats gay ]

its been forever since i went at it with a tough guy

i used to just

constantly be crushing dudes, every week a new guy

terra
son
please
quit while youre ahead

i did quit
until now

you're making me regress back into a tough guy that only cares about throwing down and overpowering guys that wanna stick it to me

im not sure that im encouraging good traits here

It's super inappropriate. Also if you do this you have to tell me in advance so I can be there to watch.

it might be kind of hard to watch i intend on really giving it to him as hard as i can

My reputation is on the line

Doesn't that mean you need a witness? So nobody can claim you're exaggerating about how hard you gave it to him.

hey man if you're up to the task feel free to be the documentarian of my domination

I would be honored.

i can think of a few people who'd enjoy seeing that.

damn. I guess its settled then, he's gonna have to get these hands

bless your soul for your willingness to bring joy into these hearts.