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retrospec's got no sense of respect. I got all these employees who keep forgetting who the fuck they are. some of them got lucky and remembered but then others are like the hell is that app, boss? look - the inconsistency is a real kick in the dick. I don't mind employing people who don't know anything about all of this nonsense, but i at least like to know what to expect. not just like russian roulette on coming to work and hoping everyones still got all their memories in tact.

its bad enough that I gotta keep paying taxes and shit though Im gonna be real that feels like some kinda karmatic retribution for inventing sales tax.
(i may have ruined the 1980s japanese economy?? sorry japan)

anyway the point is -- and there is a point -- i used to have a really great manager but shes busy with school and having a future and not worrying about giant ass monsters and weird memory trauma so i need someone else. or maybe like a night manager and a day manager that might be better. for those of you who dont know, i own club sunshine. its a host/hostess/please someone invent a gender neutral term for this club but my old day manager basically helped me with errands and buying/inventory bullshit not really actual host stuff

youll get to work with a bunch of good kids and im flexible with hours and also understand when suddenly the world is breaking in half because why wouldnt it do that
also theres booze
for after hours dont do drugs stay in school

oh and if its your life long dream with chat up people for good money or something you can also apply to do that
it is $$$ and ill punch anyone who looks at you funny

okay thats it please send me your resumes or something

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oh yeah thems the brakes
its fucking tiring not being able ta get in touch with people

That's one way to put it.
Anyway, did you previously not have to pay taxes? In this life, I mean.

nah its always been a thing
its just complicated as a business owner

I guess that's true...
I wonder how many other business owners were responsible for causing some sort of economic devastation in their preincarnations.

On the plus side, (??) if we keep being cut off from the rest of the country--
Or if we're in some other realm now, or whatever--
Then we probably won't have to worry about federal or even state taxes anymore. Right?

i dont think owning the business is tied ta inventing sales tax
it was kinda a random coincidence??

i doubt it
even when theres monsters and shit ya still gotta file claims with insurance

Sure, but if it's karmic retribution for you, it stands to reason that at least a few of the other people dealing with it must deserve it, too. Otherwise, it'd mean karma has pretty bad aim.

I guess, but it's not like they can show up and audit you, right?
Or are people still able to come in from outside?

huh yeah i guess thats true

theres auditors who live here right
theres gotta be

There could be, I guess.
To be completely honest, I don't know that much about the operations of the IRS.
I suppose you may as well just keep paying taxes.