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[sotenbori]

retrospec's got no sense of respect. I got all these employees who keep forgetting who the fuck they are. some of them got lucky and remembered but then others are like the hell is that app, boss? look - the inconsistency is a real kick in the dick. I don't mind employing people who don't know anything about all of this nonsense, but i at least like to know what to expect. not just like russian roulette on coming to work and hoping everyones still got all their memories in tact.

its bad enough that I gotta keep paying taxes and shit though Im gonna be real that feels like some kinda karmatic retribution for inventing sales tax.
(i may have ruined the 1980s japanese economy?? sorry japan)

anyway the point is -- and there is a point -- i used to have a really great manager but shes busy with school and having a future and not worrying about giant ass monsters and weird memory trauma so i need someone else. or maybe like a night manager and a day manager that might be better. for those of you who dont know, i own club sunshine. its a host/hostess/please someone invent a gender neutral term for this club but my old day manager basically helped me with errands and buying/inventory bullshit not really actual host stuff

youll get to work with a bunch of good kids and im flexible with hours and also understand when suddenly the world is breaking in half because why wouldnt it do that
also theres booze
for after hours dont do drugs stay in school

oh and if its your life long dream with chat up people for good money or something you can also apply to do that
it is $$$ and ill punch anyone who looks at you funny

okay thats it please send me your resumes or something

Comments

[me_matey]

only if u let me pick the songs

[sotenbori]

at least ta start

[ and they have the yakuza songs to sing how exciting!! ]

[me_matey]

dont say that like ur not gonna duet some heartsdales w/ me

[sotenbori]

dont call me out like this

[me_matey]

OH OH WE SHOULD GRAB TWO OTHER PEOPLE AND DO CANDYPOP

[sotenbori]

this drink scenario is getting complicated quickly

[me_matey]

shut up we've never done a full quartet for candypop dont tell me u dont wanna

[sotenbori]

its tempting

[me_matey]

IMAGINE WHAT DIGGY MO
THERE'S NO TELLIN
WHAT
IM
GONNA
DO
HITOJIRI SHITAI
EVERY TIME ME GA
AU TABI
NAN MO NAKATTA
YOU NI I ACT
DEMO NAISHIN
BAKUHATSU
IMPACT
KURAU
JUST LIKE THAT!

OH
OH
OH
OH!

[sotenbori]

ugh fine you win ill bring kiryu-chan

[ plus it stops him from having to talk about his feelings so its great ]

[me_matey]

ill grab sakura. its high time u met her anyway

[sotenbori]

howre things going with her?

[me_matey]

she had a pretty wicked birthday party, which was nice.

[sotenbori]

thats cool
how old is she?

[me_matey]

not


old enough to drink legally but STILL takin her to kareoke

[sotenbori]

shit like that matters
not my club not my problem

[me_matey]

i mean im also gettin her a fake id so

[sotenbori]

a time honored tradition

[me_matey]

so we on for a date then?

[sotenbori]

yeah for sure