sakeplz: (Victory!)
Jiroutachi ([personal profile] sakeplz) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-03-18 07:49 am

Sexy Singles Wanted

Jirou Hirata
3/18
ATTENTION!

SEEKING PRETTY SINGLE PEOPLE FOR A DATE WITH A HANDSOME ARTIST!

CREATIVE PEOPLE WANTED BUT NOT NECESSARY!

ARTIST IS A HANDSOME MALE LOOKING FOR LOVE~

FEEL FREE TO RECOMMEND SINGLE FRIENDS!

APPLICANTS MUST CONTACT JIROU HIRATA TO BE SET UP FOR POTENTIAL DATES!

THANKS!

PICS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST!


[ooc: Jirou is looking to hook up his friend Kasen on dates. All genders welcome. Feel free to have fun with this guys.]
justchords: (DO YOU THINK SHE'S INTO BIRTHDAY MASSACR)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-19 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
riiiiiight

a "friend". i totally and completely believe you
justchords: (GASP AND SHOCK)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-19 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
... actually, no. i left the city last month and i wasn't really paying attention

congratulations and also sorry, i guess?

so you really ARE doing this for a friend
justchords: (FOOD > EMA)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-19 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i kinda went into hermit mode and slept for like a day

so uh



you said he's an artist?
justchords: (YOU SUCK AND THIS IS WHY)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-20 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
(shit that means he's hot.) what's he like?
justchords: (DID YOU HANG OUT WITH MY CHICKEN)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-21 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
that's certainly a lot of praise for one person, he sounds pretty perfect

so what's the catch?
justchords: (I'M GETTING ALL MY STARS BACK)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-22 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
what's the downside to this, is he secretly an ax murderer or something. no one is that good without any faults
justchords: (SANTA'S GOIN NUTS)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-26 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
you do realize this guy sounds absolutely WAY too good to be true, right

he's an artist, he's creative, he's rich, he's cultured, he's kind

you don't just find people like this
justchords: (DID YOU HANG OUT WITH MY CHICKEN)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-27 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
a full time college course doesn't exactly leave me with much free time at all, so no, probably not
justchords: (SANTA'S GOIN NUTS)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-28 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
... maybe i should work on a social circle before i consider dating
justchords: (GASP AND SHOCK)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-31 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
are you sure? i mean you just met me, i could be a complete weirdo for all you know
justchords: (DID YOU HANG OUT WITH MY CHICKEN)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-03-31 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
well i think we thoroughly established the "complete strangers" part, so yeah, i am unfortunately not familiar with you

i'm apollo justice, by the way. nice to meet you
justchords: (FOOD > EMA)

[personal profile] justchords 2018-04-05 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
(DID A STRANGER JUST CALL HIM A CUTIE WHAT.)

i'm apollo justice. nice to mete you, too, mr. hirata